Is it normal to fart in your hand and then smell it?

"It's in a bunch of jars that I keep under my bed.

When most people fart in a jar they just hold the jar near their asshole, fart, then put the lid on. The problem with this is that some air that is not fart gets in the jar and also some of the fart escapes the jar and flies away.

When I fart in a jar I do it in the bath by filling the jar with bathwater then holding it upside down and catching all the fart bubbles in it, then I put the lid on while it's still underwater. This means that all the gas in the jar is fart so it is better and I've gotten good enough at it that I usually manage to catch all of the fart bubbles.

If I have to fart when I'm not in the bath and can't get in the bath before I fart it always seems like such a waste because I don't get to add the fart to my collection. Yesterday I did a really smelly fart while I was at work and I nearly cried because that awesome fart just dissipated and did not get to come home with me and live with me forever.

Normal?"

Is it better than asking Oprah to have trapdoor wind in the shower and trap it in a jar to give it to you (Yes, someone actually asked for this) or worst? You decide!

the other day I farted as my girlfriend was talking to me she didnt hear it,she ate it the look on her face......priceless.I was a beautiful ball of silent but deadly ball of stinky ass gas im in love!!

I hope you washed your hand afterwards:/

No that's fucking disgusting

As normal as farting into a jar and having someone else smell it I suppose :P