Is it normal to fart on your sleeping wife?

My biggest thrill in life is farting in my wifes face while she's sleeping.It is absolutely the highlight of my day,and makes me genuinely happy. I love to stick my bare ass up to her sleeping face,and let em rip.Is this normal?

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36% Normal
Based on 107 votes (38 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • Drawingmud

    But u haven't done it, only a fantasy.
    She'd kick your butt

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  • Eric118

    Pee on her!

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  • Idkagoodusernamee

    Do it to me whenever, might even give you a sniff too ! ;-)

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  • Peanuts

    No.

    It's gross actually......

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  • CloverFish

    Eh, I think it's alright if couples do odd things. It's a little weird, but it really should only be done with consent.

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