Is it normal to fear the cone of uncertainty?

"Fear the cone of uncertainty",
Said the man from Nantucket.
So he went down to the sea,
To pee in a bucket;
But the wind was too strong,
And his dick was too long,
The cop barked, "You can't do that here!",
So he turned around, and said...

...What do you mean I'm under arrest?...I didn't do anything...Get your hands off me!...[while being beaten profusely, and being dragged away]...Whoa!...Whoa!...Oweee!