Is it normal to feel like no one listens?

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Let me begin by saying I've always had a deep-seeded fear of becoming sterile. I am single with no kids, and often worry that something unfortunate might happen to my huevos before I'm able to settle down with a special lady and start a family.
This is why I began storing my "genetic material" in ice cube trays that I store in my freezer. I feel better knowing I have a backup plan, just in case!
But I digress...
I enjoy hosting social gatherings at my house occasionally. Just a dozen or so of my closest friends, usually. I always buy a bag of crushed ice to cool my guests' libations, letting each of them know they must use the bag ice, NOT the trays. Sometimes I even make a sign in sharpie pen, posted to the freezer door. However, as the evening wears on, I begin to notice my sperm-cubes disappearing, one by one, until they are all gone.
I sigh and shake my head, knowing I'll have to start all over in the morning.
I feel like no one listens anymore, even if it's for their own good. Is it just me? Is it the company I keep? Or perhaps society?

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  • flamer180
    8 years ago

    It's because no one expects there to be sperm ice cubes XD haha

    If you told them, I guarentee they would listen lol

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    All that worry will certainly screw up your eggs.
    The freezer won't work, but we coat them with Vaseline when we go sailing and they last almost indefinitely.

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago

      Thanks for the early morning laugh: my mind is boggling at the mental picture conjured up by the idea of you coating your own eggs with vaseline! It's definitely a well tried method for keeping chook eggs fresh though

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      • HellKnight6
        8 years ago

        this op has been targeted for 404 termination

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Just one power outage will undermine your idiotic plan, that's if it's true, which I doubt

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    • 1000deadfraggles
      8 years ago

      Oh God, I am an idiot!

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        Seriously? I don't believe one word of your story

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        • 1000deadfraggles
          8 years ago

          Tell me, do come about your powers of intuition naturally, or are you some sort of detective?

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          • Ellenna
            8 years ago

            I'm just very intelligent

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  • Azaman
    8 years ago

    You're doing it wrong.

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