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I spend more time in the bathroom than normal people do and my family is always complaining about it. I tell them it is because I am a perfectionist and I fold the toilet paper neatly. Seriously people, your butt deserves the best.
Bullshit. I fold the toilet paper perfectly along the perforations too, and I don't take any longer than a "scruncher" to use the toilet. Stop masterbating on the toilet and your family will stop complaining.
Seriously? I'm surprised you could belittle yourself by commenting on such a totally dumb-ass post. Anyway this is all about me anyway. Just want to announce that the Rat man has arrived. Hear me? THE RATMAN HAS ARRIVED. No more need to reply to this bullshit. THE RATMAN HAS ARRIVED.
I belittle myself all the time responding to dumb-ass posts. It gives me something to do. Sometimes, I even try and give advice, even if I know that the OP is a troll. Why you ask? Because I like helping people.
At least that's my excuse. It could be that in reality I am just a narcissist who is desperate to prove my superiority to the rest of humanity. Or maybe I am desperately seeking attention as a means of validating my pathetic lonely existence. I am (more or less) human after all, anything is possible.