Is it normal to get an erection when a cat is sitting on your lap?
Or a dog. It's from the pressure and the warmth. I'm not some kind of felinophile freak or something like that.
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Or a dog. It's from the pressure and the warmth. I'm not some kind of felinophile freak or something like that.
I can get an erection watching grass grow. Stupid random inappropriate boners.
I decide when i wanna get a boner! It is my dick! And if i don't wanna get it hard for you just keep shaking that ass in front of me till you drop dead onto the lineolum floor coverings bitch! You mindless cunt! I am not going to be a bitch's bitch! Bitch!
Don't you dare to rape a cat or a dog. Stay away from animals, you might harm them.
I love animals to death. I've had them my entire life. I have no sexual attraction to them. But when I feel friction and warmth down there, anything can get it going. That's one reason I wouldn't make a good Santa Claus at the mall.
Perhaps is the heat that gets you excited. You mentioned friction and warmth; that has to mean something. Are you married or have a partner?
If by partner you mean woman I sleep with then yes. She's a whore, though, and I only see her once every time I get paid.
He's obviously not, otherwise his dick would be sore lol. Well either that or he has blue balls because of his girlfriend.
I just looked that up. A guy who wants to sleep with virgins, huh? Not me. Not really, anyway, unless somehow I manage to get a hot woman who is also somehow a virgin and who is also somehow into me, which I don't see that happening, especially in this country. But otherwise I would not prefer a virgin.
OMG you kidding? Definitely so. If the chick is attractive. That doesn't need heat or friction.
Unless you're joking or something. Of course dudes get erections when a chick sits in their lap. If they don't think the girl is cute, they won't. If they think she's cute, they'll try to control it. Either way they might ask you to get off and it doesn't mean they don't like it.
No wonder my bf likes it when I sit on his dick so much >:3
I find boners interesting lol what else gives guys boners?
Now I know you're joking. If you let him put handcuffs on you with your hands behind your back, and then you try and struggle and fight him off while he has his way with you, that'll give him a major boner. In a consensual way, of course.
Well he has a couple pair of handcuffs on his bedposts that we rarely use anymore lol
That would prolly make me excited though, like if he tickles me & I can't do anything about it xD
That's a good one. I was just thinking of handcuffing a woman to bed and hurting her (in a consensual way), but tickling her sounds like fun too.
Did you know there's something called "tickle torture"? I heard it was practiced in ancient China or something. A person would be strapped down to a table, and they put salt on his foot. Then they get a goat and it licks the prisoner's foot continuously, and it goes through a stage of tickling, but then it gets extremely painful. Can you imagine that? At least there's no permanent damage I would think, but I don't know.
I think it is merely a matter of how hinibited a guy is. Personally,after i spanked my monkey i would not get a boner not even if the hottest chick in town sat naked on my lap. Guys who do not jack off enough are more likely to get random boners. So i used this trick:jacked off then went where i knew i used to get boners cause somebody teased me,and watch them burn with rage as i yawned cause their attempts at turning me on were futile. I used to get off with this more than i did by getting down and dirty. You should have seen the look on their faces.