Is it normal to get poison ivy from a bush?

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I was following my crush home again after she went to her daily 7:30 yoga class. After she walked inside I figured I hadn't had enough and should stay outside to watch her for a bit longer. (side note: she was wearing my favorite sweater again <3<3) She doesn't know I exist really so I had to hide out in the bushes on her front lawn. I was there for several hours, I didn't rly move around much all I was doing was watching her while she was inside her room... Should I maybe sue her family for giving me poison ivy??? kkthx ttyl

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    You should go back and insert the poison ivy directly up your bum. Scooch around on the grass a bit then roll out into traffic.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      I think he should stick the poison ivy in his urethra!
      >:-D
      ☆☆☆☆☆☆

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    That's what you get for being a massive loser and stalking someone! You got what you deserved!

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  • Dissmebabe
    7 years ago

    I liked her in Batman though.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    7 years ago

    george or jeb?

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  • driedroses_is_a_fat_bitch
    7 years ago

    Fuck off you lesbian motherfucker

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