Is it normal to get poop on your fingers while you are wiping

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Sometimes I can't get all the poop out into the toliet. I have to wipe and its alot of poop; it stinks and it gets on my finger. It is really bad in public. Because i get doo stains on my jeans when i try to pull pants up. The toliet paper is bad too it takes me about 10 mins to wipe properly. Even if i spend an 1 scrubbing my fingers my pants still smell like poo. What do i do?

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  • GuessWho
    10 years ago

    You're probably using too little paper.

    1. Use some paper to pince off any dangling crap.
    2. Discard it.
    3. Then take lots of paper (at least 8 sheets of 2-ply / 20 sheets of 1-ply) and fold it until it's about the size of your hand.
    4. Wipe your ass, ensuring that the paper is separating your ass and your hand.
    5. Fold paper. (shit side inwards)
    6. Wipe again.
    7. Inspect paper.
    8. Discard it.
    9. Repeat steps 3 - 8 until, the paper is still clean after wiping.
    10. Flush toilet.
    11. If everything didn't go down on the first flush, wait a minute,
    then repeat step 10.
    12. Use air freshener if necessary.

    Now you know how to wipe your ass without getting shit on your hand.
    You're welcome.

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    • GreyWulfen
      10 years ago

      A tutorial how to wipe his ass. Wow, thank you, internet!

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  • howaminotmyself
    10 years ago

    Eat more fiber.

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    • sisterlover
      10 years ago

      my poo tastes gross. My sister says i have poop breath

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      • poopface222
        8 years ago

        pooh you stink like shit bro

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  • Justsomejerk
    10 years ago

    You are suffering from "crayon poo".

    Put the paper between your hand and the poo.

    If you are using bulk paper you may need to pause midwipe to flush to avoid bowl clogging.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    If you are mental challenged and don't know where your asshole is located. There is an expression, "You don't know your asshole from your elbow." I think this fits you.

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  • NotTheOnlyOne
    6 years ago

    I don't know how to avoid it on your fingers , but it is not normal to have it in your pants. However, I overlooked that men have to deal with hair between the cheeks and shit does stick there and cause not just streaks but possibly tiny chunks can be there caught in the hair. I usually take a wet paper towel and wash inside my cheeks after I'm completely done whiping. Regarding it being on your fingers, it just kinda happens to me unless I'm very slow and paying close attention to the areas that I'm touching.

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  • poopface222
    8 years ago

    sound slie your poo is like tarmac you need to eat a better diet and then your poo will be of better consistency and you wont hacve to wipe your arse forver and ever!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Eat more fiber and drink liquids.
    Use more paper, if need be.
    Wash your hands throughly.

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  • squirrelgirl
    10 years ago

    Maybe you should consider buying baby wipes. It gets your ass cleaner than toilet paper, and reduces the risk of getting poop on your hand.

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