Is it normal to get your jollies making raps like this?

this is normal even though I'm white, right? Aww shit that rhyme got me goin and the words will just start flowin. Holy crap did this chap just break into rap? well here goes, who knows we may dive deep so pinch your nose. The post how I got my user name had me started, departed, waters personally uncharted, rhymes imparted, damn I just farted ......fuck maybe sharted, I may be mildly retarded. Damn that was crass I need to show some class and wipe my ass and hope this scent will pass. nope, that funk has power, make a skunk cower, I need to shower. did this lyrical dance become about shitting my pants? lemme assume another stance. I'll turn it back to you the is it normal crew before I bid you adieu, stand in not on a queue. Nobody sees ghosts don't write those posts. I see you're a virgin at 33, fuck me for free. Nah just kidding only my Brazilian girl can do my dick sitting. Enough joking about vagina poking, virgin dude get to wang choking and stroking until you get a shlong in muff soaking. If you wanna make an animal stop breathing you'd get PETA seething and if I saw you I'd make you cry like a baby teething. If you don't eat meat have a tofu treat but don't be enemy makin of me cuz I like bacon see? you wanna fuck your mother or brother shit find another. if you wanna be raped and have it taped your brain is misshaped, but hey that's just my opinion and you don't live under this dominion. this sounds more neat if you read it with a mental beat and maybe tap your feet. Anyway I could go on all day but I gotta earn that pay. So the question, is it normal for a crazy cracker to get his jollies being a half assed rapper?

I think it would be funny as shit if you wrote your comments in rhyme but either way please comment. I may write some follow ups if the kids like it. Jwizzle out *dramatically drops mic and walks away*

Edit: yeah, there's too many other common posts not to continue this. Ha

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Comments ( 8 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Damn that shit was tight! I could get wit'choo all night! First clean up that fecal mess, dat shit just ain't right. nice n fresh now so bust it loose! you muthafuckin silly goose!! Finga lickin, 'tucky fry chicken, beats ass kickin, lay me like a brick 'n...holy what da frikkin!?!?! Fuck dat chick is sick'n!!

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  • R.Kelly

    yo bro, you know...i like them young, i'll poke em in the bum, they mommas say "hey son gimme the sum"... then when them rats squeal "i don't know no nothin bout no cum!" 13? goddamn muthafuckin bitchin police be hittin my niggga ass they be kickin and the sweet 16 ain't even been lickin none of my dickins! gimme ma money back you ghetto-ass btches! ima get dafuk outta this joint, the benz's outside, i ain't gonna try...by bus by train, no, there's rain... by plain on foot? too slow, i need a toot! oh yeaaaaah!!! i believe i can fly..................

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    • Terence_the_viking

      Lol.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      You didn't work ima piss on you into it. Why not?

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  • VioletTrees

    Dopeness will be found by those who seek it.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Oh no here we go yo, I'm in a fuckin panic! I could use a good mechanic, see my muffler needs inspection with a tool called an erection. Ya you heard correctly, let me say this more directly, from my cat back please inspect me, don't you dare reject me!
    Hahaha ok I'm laughing too much to finish this right now

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  • mysterymen3000

    Hey I have a cat. To he's really fat. I like to eat raw beef and yeah, I can tap that

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  • jucedaguy

    Stoopid cracker boi!

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