Is it normal to get your jollies making raps like this?
this is normal even though I'm white, right? Aww shit that rhyme got me goin and the words will just start flowin. Holy crap did this chap just break into rap? well here goes, who knows we may dive deep so pinch your nose. The post how I got my user name had me started, departed, waters personally uncharted, rhymes imparted, damn I just farted ......fuck maybe sharted, I may be mildly retarded. Damn that was crass I need to show some class and wipe my ass and hope this scent will pass. nope, that funk has power, make a skunk cower, I need to shower. did this lyrical dance become about shitting my pants? lemme assume another stance. I'll turn it back to you the is it normal crew before I bid you adieu, stand in not on a queue. Nobody sees ghosts don't write those posts. I see you're a virgin at 33, fuck me for free. Nah just kidding only my Brazilian girl can do my dick sitting. Enough joking about vagina poking, virgin dude get to wang choking and stroking until you get a shlong in muff soaking. If you wanna make an animal stop breathing you'd get PETA seething and if I saw you I'd make you cry like a baby teething. If you don't eat meat have a tofu treat but don't be enemy makin of me cuz I like bacon see? you wanna fuck your mother or brother shit find another. if you wanna be raped and have it taped your brain is misshaped, but hey that's just my opinion and you don't live under this dominion. this sounds more neat if you read it with a mental beat and maybe tap your feet. Anyway I could go on all day but I gotta earn that pay. So the question, is it normal for a crazy cracker to get his jollies being a half assed rapper?
I think it would be funny as shit if you wrote your comments in rhyme but either way please comment. I may write some follow ups if the kids like it. Jwizzle out *dramatically drops mic and walks away*
Edit: yeah, there's too many other common posts not to continue this. Ha