Is it normal to go to extremes to smell my own farts?

Hey everyone.

So I was laying in bed last night watching Star Trek: Voyager on my kindle fire...I felt a'rumblin in my lower abdomen, and I knew that chaos or "mayhem" would soon ensue. Extreme gas pain set in, and I could feel air moving from within my intestines. Eventually, the pain subsided, and felt are start to reach the light at the end of my tunnel.

I had eaten sea food earlier, and I ripped the BIGGEST, WETTEST, and SQUISHIEST fart I've ever given birth to. I was under my blanket, so I paused the video and stuck my head under the blanket.

Using the blanket as a fan, lifted the end up and a smacked it against my bed to lift the smell up to my face. The gas moved up from under my blanket, and I let every atom of methane enter my nostrils.

It smelled like burning rubber and ham mixed together, I don't really know how to explain the smell other than that.

I let my lungs fill up with the smell of rotting ass, and I released the smell with a satisfying, "Aaaahhhh!"

As soon as the smell of shitty death had dissapeared, I was quite sad.

Is it normal?

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78% Normal
Based on 9 votes (7 yes)
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  • Shackleford96

    Creative to say the least...

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