Is it normal to have a blue horse?

one day i woke up and i was very excited! Today was my birthday. I heard a neigh. So I ran downstairs. Right in the living room was a bright blue horse! I have a manchine by the way if any of you were wondering.

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  • Okay, how is this not in the drugs category?

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  • aussiewolf

    what is a manchine? did you misspell machine? and why would anyone wonder if you have a machine? what kind of machine is it? is it a washing machine? is that how your toy horse turned blue? did you put your toy in the washing machine with a new blue towel? why would anyone care about a washing machine? this IIN post is just too retarded.

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    • Allistalla

      I know what did " Having a Machine " have to do with the rest of the passage ? You have a blue horse was it painted or are you a dullusioned maniac lucky enough to have a computer and access to the net ? What the hell this makes no sense at all ? This is as follows SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM YOU ARE SUCH A TROLL .

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  • Piconano

    You heard a neigh downstairs, you have a bright, blue horse in your living room, and you have a manchine.

    Lay off the crack.

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    • wolfsong

      excuse me? i do not do drugs.

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  • Schythl

    What is this, I don't even

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  • i wish i had a blue horse

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  • aaf1010

    Sounds like the horse needs an antidepressant then he wouldn't be so "blue".

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  • Legion

    lucky, all I got was a talking fish, care to trade?

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  • GeorgeMcBob

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I have been laughing hysterically non-stop for about 20-30mins. This post has literally made my day. Laughter is really The best medicine and I'll favourite this to remind me of the fun I had:)

    I can relate to you and your lovely blue horse, though. I once believed that I was Epona the celtic horse goddess:D No drugs involved except for my breakfast beverage!!! Sadly, a one time experience:(

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Can I be your manchine?

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      • Avant-Garde

        Gurl. You'd be the strongest cyborg around.... or, you can go over there and work those gears.

        (This really reminds me of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVcUzP_O_8 )

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        • robbieforgotpw

          Madonna AG?
          Didn't know u were a material girl
          *turbo sharts his pants

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          • Avant-Garde

            Yes, though, to be honest, I don't like her earlier music from the 80's and her current music. I like her music from the 90's and the early 2000's.

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            • robbieforgotpw

              Ok I will be your manchine then

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  • screamrezy

    You can be my new best friend!!! Blue horses are better then turquoise horses. Or is that racist?

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  • AngAnders112

    I want a blue pegasus, that i can ride across the midnight sky naked in the moonlight

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  • moomus

    @miss caffeinated, I know a Steve nash!

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  • Doyoulikepie787

    Does it have wings and a bottle of red bull to?

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  • alv1592

    Wow u have a blue horse AND a manchine?! Ur so lucky!

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Nice dream.

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  • Ms.Caffinated

    A.B: Destiny? What made you like rock music? Me:well, thats an interesting story. You see, one night a beautiful tooth fairy came to me in a dream. She looked a little like rosie o'donald.. Anyways she whispered ever so sweetly in my ear 'they would fail without Steve Nash' then poured milk on my face. Me being the thug that i am, grabbed the closes thing next to me -a guitar- and beat her uncontious. Afterwards i took her wallet and the gum she was chewing, (cuz it was watermelon flavor.. Yummy.) And ever since then i have been indebted to the guitar. :] A.B.:... Oooh! ..Wait, there's one thing i'm still confused about! ... Who's Steve Nash?!

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  • readit

    I have a rainbow unicorn that flies to my room every night. And then we go riding down to a Leprachaun's house for pots of gold... And it shits glitter.
    Buddy... No blue horse.

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  • moomus

    Well I have a PINK horse..... Neeeerrrrrr!

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  • BUGABOO-666-

    I want a blue horse. What kind of machine do I need for that?

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  • randomjelly

    But not necessarily bright blue.

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  • randomjelly

    ^true.

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  • hiimacoolcat

    There is such thing as a blue horse- kind of. They are called blue roans.

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