Is it normal to have a crush on god?

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So I'm pretty fucking christian. Grown up around Jesus. Now, Jesus seems like a really cool man. He's got a great personality, and damn, he's hot. Whenever I see, Jesus I get hard. Not gonna lie. He's really fucking hot. Like damn, Jesus, take me now!

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  • KingRabbit
    7 years ago

    I hurt my head rolling my eyes.

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  • twigheart
    7 years ago

    You are not a Christian using language like that

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    • Dylankle
      7 years ago

      there are all different kinds of christians.

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  • Drugsmoker666
    7 years ago

    Jesus is hot but probably bad at sex

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    • Idontthinkimnormal99
      7 years ago

      He can preform miracles... think of it

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  • FeralDefiance
    7 years ago

    White Jesus, Black Jesus, or Middle Eastern Jesus?

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    • TherealfuckingDiehl
      6 years ago

      Don't forget Korean Jesus.

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  • Asashouryuu
    6 years ago

    Did you know that the real reason Jesus died on the cross is that he forgot his safety word?

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  • CreamPuffs
    6 years ago

    It's a good thing he isn't real, or you'd end up in hell for thinking sexuality about your heavenly father.

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  • mcgill
    7 years ago

    Let Jesus come inside of you

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  • littledebbieshoe
    7 years ago

    you crazy man, and it is wrong, you might wanna think about what you thinkin bout and kinda see how wrong it is
    we cool man?

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  • Idontthinkimnormal99
    7 years ago

    He was a person. It's unusual to have a thing for jesus. But not bad I think. If you lived at the same time as him you wouldn't be asking yourself this. But even though he is strongly remembered now a days, I suggest trying to see if your love of Jesus has got confused with romantic love.

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  • Annalee122
    7 years ago

    god and jesus are two different people!

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    • littledebbieshoe
      7 years ago

      Jesus is the immortal God, and God is the Mortal God till he died and went back to heaven and became immortal again.
      you feel me?

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    • Dylankle
      7 years ago

      jesus is an incarnate of God. same person.

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  • Julian133
    7 years ago

    Your'e heading to hell.
    Sorry to tell you....

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  • Freedom_
    7 years ago

    That's your father you're talking about :S

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