Is it normal to have a mortal fear of danny divito

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When I was young I watched a movie where Danny Divito karate chopped a hamburger and it went flying into orbit, and ever since I've been afraid of Danny Divito, and hamburgers falling out of orbit. Is this normal

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  • Ehmn
    3 years ago

    Just know that if the hamburger is in orbit and it falls back down it will burn up, so you're safe from kinetic orbital beef bombardment. However, Danny's chops and kicks are still travelling super fast.

    Did some quick math:

    Constants:
    >Danny Devito is 88 kg of pure terrifying muscle
    >It takes 32,900,000 Joules to get 1 Kg of mass to orbit
    >A big mac (as baseline, not sure of movie hamburger size) is 0.24 Kg

    Equations:
    >An arm is about 5.5% of the human body's weight
    >Kinetic Energy = 1/2*m*v^2

    Math:
    >Danny Devito's arm is roughly 4.84 Kgs
    >It takes 7,896,000 Joules to get a Big Mac to low earth orbit
    if K.E.- 1/2*m*v^2

    >Danny Devito's arm speed is about 1806.325 m/s or 4040.63 mph

    TL;DR

    Danny Devito is capable (at minimum) of karate chopping at mach 5. The fastest plane ever built got to about half of that.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    Danny DeVito is a brilliant comedic actor, and I love him in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    I remember his role as the penguin in Batman returns scared the fuck out of alot of kids.

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