Is it normal to have a party like this?

Once, my friends got all of their hand sanitizers and "threw a party". We mixed our sanitizers and made different combinations. It was so fun, but the fumes! Oh no, too strong! We called it a "Hygiene Party"! You get nice, clean, and fresh!

Is it normal to have this type of "party"?

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Based on 109 votes (21 yes)
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Comments ( 43 )
  • ThisIsImpossible

    I did something similar with X whiskey and OG last weekend.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      To OP

      I have dumping parties. I hop on the can and let the mud gates open

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  • jeebley

    Hygiene Party sounds like it's got it all - fun, fumes and freshness!! What fun for your hands - and upper arms when it gets a bit wild later on in the evening!!

    Good, clean fun if you ask me. I like parties with alcohol swabs, but this seems much better!!

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    • Oh thank you for understanding me!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Ann Coulter apparently used to do something with Crisco with her friends. If I'm remembering correctly, they would rub the oil onto their bodies OR, they would mix it with purple kool-aid.

    Wouldn't you just love to see her thin body naked as she writhes on your bed sheets with her Crisco drenched body?

    Now that, my friends, would be a party.

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    • CozmoWank

      That would be a nightmare.
      "It's a man Baby."

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      • Avant-Garde

        Perhaps… But it would certainly be better than classing your colon with hand sanitizer.

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        • CozmoWank

          What is "classing" a colon?

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          • Avant-Garde

            Teaching it a lesson? Letting it know who the true boss is!

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  • CozmoWank

    I really hope you didn't drink the concoction.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Based on this story, I was under the impression that they did.

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      • Birds cannot be impressed or understand stories.

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        • dirtybirdy

          Pfff

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        • Jfdp

          Unless their dirty

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        • Legion

          You're not familiar with this place, are you? We get all types here! Humans of all types, ponies, Birds, cats, rats, dogs, mechanoids, ghosts, zombies, aliens, even Jesus and the devil pop on here once in a while!

          I think I'm the only mechanoid here so far. Oh well!

          Relax and have some fun!

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    • Not drink. HANDS!

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  • i_will_not_eat_hats_again

    I don't know if it's normal but I sense you want to be not normal so yeah, I read the story and then forced your father into having oral sex with an animal. He sucked off George Bush.

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    • What does your user name even mean??

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      • i_will_not_eat_hats_again

        When I created a username, I wasn't aware I had to imbue it with meaning. I thought it was just a collection of things I could use to identify myself.

        If you really need meaning in all things, though, you're going to find yourself susceptible to televangelists and clairvoyants and people who'd sell you crystals with special "energies".

        Be very careful with your particular needs.

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        • I regret ever asking. Maybe consider lightening up before you have a stroke at an earlyvage or something.

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          • i_will_not_eat_hats_again

            I'm sorry you regret it and I'd happily consider your advice were it only genuine.

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    • My father's gone... Don't mention anything like that!

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      • i_will_not_eat_hats_again

        Your father's location determines freedom of speech? Well, let me know when he gets to America.

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        • He is in America... The last time I saw him was when I was not even a preteen. My parents were divorced. Sigh...

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  • Pika-girl

    PEOPLE! It's HAND Sanitizer. Use of HANDS!

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    • BTW: I've revealed my identity!

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      • How old are you?????????????????

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        • DangerousPotatoGuy

          This. looks like you beat me to it

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          • I have a feeling she's probably not even in high school yet. :(

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            • Avant-Garde

              These are the children that are being sent into the world and expected to be functioning adults! Talk about scary…

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  • Ahem... Um. The word "hand" is in HAND sanitizer... And we only nad the party twice... I clearly remember what my best friend and I said when she mixed two together. She said, "Here! Smell this one."

    "Sure... *sniff* ...It smells like my mom's perfume..."

    "*sniff* Oh yeah, it does!"

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Not really normal but sounds fun thinking about it.

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  • thegypsysailor

    And what parts of your bodies did you all "sanitize"? Kinda messed up the oral sex though, didn't it?
    At least it's a new idea; "sanitized" orgies, hum.....thinking here (painful, but necessary)... hum....
    Nope, I think I'll stick with the raunchy, sweaty unsanitized version, thank you.

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    • Avant-Garde

      That's a burn that only an extreme masochist could love.

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    • Hands. Duh!

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      • thegypsysailor

        Boring, Duh!

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        • That's what it's used for anyway!

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          • jeebley

            You'd think these people don't have hands or something! Crazy unsanitaries!! More like in-sane-itaries !!!. ......yeah

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  • Avant-Garde

    Next, you'll be having enemas out of rubbing alcohol and making a party of it too...

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    • Avant-Garde

      Talk about a lack of sense of humor!

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