Is it normal to have a shitting stance

Scenario: You have a big turd coming, what do you do? If you're me you take an *upper-body* shitting stance while sitting on the 'toalet' (that's french for toilet). Finding such stance typically involves moving arms around in the spirit of yoga; Take "the archer"- both arms stretched up in a 45 degree angle during ejection- it works pretty well. The secret is executing the right combination of moves to produce enough upper body muscle tension to aid the core-muscles. Having mastered the art, a question remains: is this normal?

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33% Normal
Based on 12 votes (4 yes)
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  • Shackleford96

    Haha, I like this XD Favorited for sure!

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  • Frosties

    I think the French for toilet is toilettes. It's plural when referring to toilets and singular when referring to something related to toilets (i.e. papier toilette or eau de toilette).

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