Is it normal to have this pop up in your mind.

So here I am in the doctors' office getting my ass checked since it's been bleeding nonstop for five days. Finally have my name called I get my measurements yada yada - walk into a single, you know the drill. In walks my doctor we have idle chit chat asks me medical questions all that jazz. So here comes the moment when the nurse comes in gives him the lube. Tells me to bend over with my elbows on the examination chair. So finger scoops into my ass, and the first thing I said was "At least give me some foreplay first, shit Tickle my balls something." he laughed his ass off. I don't care if it was normal or not that shit was hilarious and wanted to tell you guys.

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74% Normal
Based on 19 votes (14 yes)
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Comments ( 7 )
  • RoseIsabella

    It's more normal because the nurse was there. If it was just you and the doctor it would be less normal.

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    • INAC

      It was just me and the doctor.

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  • thegypsysailor

    If he laughed, he was just being polite. Don't you think he's heard that same old line 40,000 times, in one form or another, before?
    How absolutely unoriginal!

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    • INAC

      How rude, but I still love you, you and your gypsy ways

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  • BeyRose

    i thought of shane dawson when i read this lmao

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  • mystery7

    Doctors can have a sense of humour too. Nice joke, though I hope I never have to use it.

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  • ArayaLioness

    LOL. Thanks for the laugh. I would have said something similar if I had balls.

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