Is it normal to hump my blankets?

i hump women

48 years old here, and still occasionally wake to find myself humping the blankets... So I continue.

i hump my wifes pillow and leave a load of cum on it for her

I hump pillows

Pro Tip: Get a nice big, soft, pink dressing gown, spray it with a little purfume.

Humping doesn't work for me but I wish it did.

Before I hooked up with my current love I remained without a female partner for a number of years. During this time I found sexual gratification with street whores, crack whores, gas station mens room whores etc. This got to be very expensive, and also quite dangerous health wise. Nothing like the sudden appearance of a big old canker sore to put a damper on your sex life. So to lessen the likelihood of becoming AIDS positive. I began humping my pillow. My two pillows actually. Fluffed and placed together in the shape of a woman's buttocks. Soft and plump. When a guy lives alone he does these things. So yeah, totally normal to hump your pillow (unless you're living with a female, then I'd say pillow humping indicates you got some issues,dude).

Ya ID let you hump the pillow then I'd hump you

Can you hump me? lol