Is it normal to jackoff in food and watch strangers eat it?

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I work as a server at the local country club and all day its nothing but hot rich housewifes. We have these amazing pastries with icing that looks like jizz and everyday I jerk my cock over the serving tray and cover the pastries with my seed. It turns me on so much watching these ritch bitches unknowingly eat my cum and when they ask for more it drives me nuts!!!!

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Based on 70 votes (58 yes)
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  • GothamCityDiva
    12 years ago

    you are sick!

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  • pala
    12 years ago

    Do you have any chocolate eclairs? You could really go to town on those.

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    • CreepinPervert
      12 years ago

      Damn good idea. I think I will have our pastry chef make some today and go to town IN one. You rock Pala!!

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  • RubyCane
    12 years ago

    I knew a guy, named Johnny, who worked as a delivery boy for Pizza Hut. He used to do the same "funny" prank on every customers' order, he kinda enjoyed it. Now his cellmate calls him "Daisy" and I'm pretty sure he does not enjoy it at all... Karma is a bad bad bitch, do never forget that!

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  • Tomtom1234
    4 years ago

    I work at a place that makes cookies, when working on my own I cum in the dough. Love watching straight blokes eat my load. Do feel a bit bad when parents come in though.

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  • cupcake_wants
    11 years ago

    Dont get caught, urb registered sex offender plus jail, ect.. not to mention embarassment

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  • cuteasabutt0n
    11 years ago

    Omg lol my name is daisy

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  • allforfun21
    11 years ago

    Awesome!

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  • assh0le
    12 years ago

    LOLZ - hilarious! Those miserable old trouts would be so fucking angry if they knew they'd been wolfing down pints of your cum, lolz!!!!!

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    There was a recent post on here about the same exact thing...

    No, it's not normal. It's fucking disgusting! I hope someone catches you, kicks your ass and you go to jail.

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