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I love to fart in a jar and save it for later. The smell is amazing to me. At about one month of aging it starts to increase in foulness. The oldest one I have is 2 years now. My girlfriend is sick of the smell and opens the jars on me. She recently ruined my perfect 5 month aged one. I love aged farts. The smell is so pungent and foul. The stench reinvigorates me.
Learn to make wine instead.
OR, if you are in need of cash, you might be able to make a profit from selling these jars of fermented flatulence online.
It is normal,. When you're 10 or 11. Even brilliant when you have 7 siblings. That was a good one. But of course I have kids now so I'm my dad so that's gross. I loved childhood. Wish I knew it would go so fast. I would have Jared a few more.
Who do you think you are?
With your jar of farts?
(I'm spoofing the song "Jar of Hearts")
Here you go. Hope these can help.
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It's normal OP...but when you donate the jars to the local Girl Scout troop so they can make home made jam...then it gets a little weird.
This sounds like a wondrous hobby. The thought of collecting farts has never occurred to me, but through your post I believe I have found a revolutionary new pastime. Is there any sort of literature regarding such a hobby that you might know of and I might be directed towards?