Is it normal to joke about abor...

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Abortion.

So my equally dark sense of humored friend and i like to say randomly the word "abortion" and even turn it into other words, i.e "oh i heard so & so is blah blah" and we'd be like "abortionally, so & so is blah blippity bloop" and ppl give us these "wtf" looks lol

Well, anyways knowing that we engage in gallows if not simply grotesque jokes,

so i messaged him on Friday to see whaddup and while talking about weekend plans i was like

"you know what would be cool? If we went out and got matching abortions, i think at planned Parenthood they put a drive thru in with complimentary coathangers and since they have a BOGO this weekend, might as well right?"

And he was all "let's do this, maybe we can get a discount if we bring a kid in off the street, kinda like when you donate canned goods and get an "x"% amount off your drinks or dinner 👍".

I get a feeling, this is not "normal friends behavior"?

And to Any crazy pro lifer, right to life, holding pix of dead babies about to bombard me stuff your shit in a sack andd calm your tits.

This ain't about your or my opinion on vacuuming out parasitic growth, aka a fetus, this is about friends joking in an extra dark way.

And maybe if it's not normal to Joke about this specifically, is it Normal to joke with friends (esp close ones) about weird, what you wouldn't joke with anyone else about and sometimes downright repugnant?

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63% Normal

Based on 8 votes (5 yes)

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CozmoWank

4 years ago | pl

You sound like a 12 year old who drinks too much cough medicine.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Now, show me on this courtroom doll where abortion jokes hurt you.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Because i have a sense of humor, or because i have friends outside of facebook?
  
  You're super salty, why u mad bro? Lol, starting and trying to win internet fights are a lot like being retarded, even if you win, you're still retarded.
  
  That's another thing you'll probably get weepy over since it wasn't PC xD 👎
  
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  - CozmoWank
    
    4 years ago
    
    I don't give a shit about abortions. You just sound like a 12 year old.
    
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    - charli.m
      
      4 years ago
      
      This.
      
      OP sounds like they think they're being terribly witty and edgy. They're probably not offending people, just making them think they sound like a brain damaged weirdo.
      
      Before you whine like the child you are, OP, I'm a pro choice person who loves dark humour. I have nothing against either. I have nothing against you. I just think you sound like a retard.
      
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      - CozmoWank
        
        4 years ago
        
        Exactly. You phrased it better than I did.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        You guys should go give each other wank lol.
        
        Coming (or in your case, cumming) together and bonding over a mutual gatw and ' attempting' to bully someone on the internet doesn't make You witty and edgy. Just someone who lacks friends and is probably "depressed" all the time lol.
        
        I'm not the reason you're social inept lol. Enjoy being a dumbass 👍😆
        
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        charli.m
        
        4 years ago
        
        Nah.
        
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  - leggs91200
    
    4 years ago
    
    because you have friends outside of facebook.
    
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howaminotmyself

4 years ago

Meh, normal enough. Dark humor is intended to raise an eyebrow or three. Does it matter if it is normal? Hell yes it does. It wouldnt be dark of it was normal. So what I am wondering is what does your ego get by talking about it here?

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  4 years ago
  
  No need for trying to figure out if this ego related. Some things just "are" lol. Don't try to read into it so much.
  
  I figured it WAS normal for fiends to be comfortable enough to talk about most if not all things, including the dark, i didn't say specifically that subject (its in there verbatim lol) was just wondering if it's normal or if there's certain degrees that are taboo and abnormal.
  
  I guess it depends on your Ghent company. A leftist may find humor in it, yet act more conservative when it's their own uterus, and vise versa.
  
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Ummitsstillme

4 years ago

Hilarious abortion jokes exist yet you and your crew have yet to make one

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  4 years ago
  
  You attempted humor and still stuck out in the e middle of the ocean, on your fail boat.
  
  I hope you don't think that your wit is impressive. If so, I'm sorry!
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

I didn't read all your shit, but you can joke about wateva you want. If all these comedians out there worried about hurting someones feelings we wouldn't have comedians

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  True that 👍
  Thx for reading some of my shit, namely, the title 😆 that shall suffice 👍
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    No worries bud
    
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SwickDinging

4 years ago

You can make jokes about whatever you want, but it's better if they are actually funny. If the joke is really funny then you can get away with pretty much anything.

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leggs91200

4 years ago

You know why blacks move the way they do yes? They spent the first nine months of their existence dodging a coat hanger. HUUUUUUU HU HU HU HU HU....

What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!

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- SwickDinging
  
  4 years ago
  
  You managed to make a much funnier joke than any of the ones OP came up with
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yeah, except Czechoslovakia hasn't been Czechoslovakia since 1992.
  Do you mean czech Republic or Slovakia? 😄👎😛
  #ImAnAsshole
  
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curious-bunny

4 years ago

These are absoloutly dull. Please learn what grotesque humor is before bothering us again

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  4 years ago
  
  Grotesque simply just means weird/strange derived from the word, "grotto", I think the word you're ATTEMPTING to use is "disgusting, gross, repugnant etc" but nice try, not. 👎 👎 😆
  
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  - curious-bunny
    
    4 years ago
    
    No I keep my meaning. Maybe you choose to live in a literal world but I prefer to live in one with terms are actually used by society.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      😆 @ even this grammar. Wow lmao
      "live in one with terms are actually" you're special 😆
      
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Grotesque doesn't mean what you think or want it to mean. Idgaf if you wanna keep it, it doesn't make you or your lack or vocabulary any less wrong, and therefore null and void.
      
      I don't have to be right to win an argument, i just have to prove you wrong, which i did.
      
      Try picking up a book, or even a simple Google search 😆 😆
      
      When dumbasses try to impugn others intelligence, it's not even funny irony, just sad lmao 😆
      
      Have a gnight kid (i hope kid otherwise you have no excuse truly, and still..)
      
      👋 😆
      
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      - curious-bunny
        
        4 years ago
        
        No I still stick with my point in my side if the country grotesque means something diffrent. Diffrent words mean diffrent tjings depending on area. And pick up a book clearly you ain't on here often. All I ever do is read and research tjings. People.. rose is probably gonna get a kick out of this same with swick
        
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