Is it normal to joke that you will eat your dog?

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I love animals! They’re fluffy, soft, and huggable. I always joke that I’m going to eat them because theyre so fat (they are not fat), and how I want to make mittens from their ears (I won’t actually do it). I joke about my friend’s cat and how it’s asian/chinese food and they seem to call them that, too (they are a white family). I want to know if other families joke about their pets in a similar manner.

P.S. I’m not racist, but if you can’t take a joke, you haven’t been raised in a multi-cultural community where everyone literally does not care because there are more important things to worry about.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    When my cat does bad I threaten to sell her to a chinese restaurant. It scares the cat.

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  • Thatguy2991
    5 years ago

    If there is no actual maliciousness then joke away.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I’d eat a dog if I knew it was clean. Hell, I’d eat a human if the meat was fresh.

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  • Nigget
    5 years ago

    I think it is. I mean I know when something or someone is really adorable or cute you get sort of an uncontrollable urge to bite them.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    My dog gets nervous when the subject of chinese restaurants comes up.

    Even if i tried to sell him to one, the people working there would say to each other -
    Bang yo ying yang wang chang doing boing ping pong ding dong doo...

    They they would say to me - "No, not want buy doggie, he too old!"

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    "but if you can’t take a joke, you haven’t been raised in a multi-cultural community where everyone literally does not care because there are more important things to worry about"

    You should talk to my ISP! Idiots work and live in Australia but can not speak a lick of english. I tell them this and ask for a true born Australian to talk with cause I can not understand their mummble jumble, and all of a sudden I am racist! IDIOTS

    Back to your question! Its little weird but who cares there is more important things to worry about.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    I had pet chickens that I'd lovingly call Little Bastards and tell them I was gonna eat them. They were wonderful pets. People found it weird that I'd eat store bought chicken, but not them. Sometimes I wish animals didn't die of old age. Lol

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      5 years ago

      Yeah when i retire ill live on a farm and raise livestock. Not to eat tho.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        Good choice.
        :)

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    My sister calls her toy poodle butter brain, and says that she wants to take a bite out of him. It freaks me out.

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  • CapriSun
    5 years ago

    First sentence already proves ur fine. If you said you wanted to eat your animal, and you actually did want to eat your animal, that’s a different story.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    ... and then there's this!
    https://youtu.be/Nr79hoD0wvU

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  • charli.m
    5 years ago

    We used to say we'd cook our dog for a Christmas roast cos she was such a jerk.

    I also wanted to call her Stirfry.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      5 years ago

      Stir fry is a cute name for a dog.
      :)

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      • charli.m
        5 years ago

        Thanks :) I thought so.

        Instead she got Beefer. Short for Beeferbastard.

        My grandmother is weird.

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          5 years ago

          I don't know. Beeferbastard sounds cute too. Better than Blackie's nicknames(Black Attack, Blackules, Miss Dish, Measles, Blackula, Blackles, Blackness Monster). XD

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            Black Attack! My sister had a nickname for a rough collie we had, she called her Goof Troop, but her real name was Shawna.

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            • Cuntsiclestick
              5 years ago

              Awww. Shawna is a cute name for a fluffy little collie. Hearing the words Goof troop brings me back to the 90s. Lol
              :)
              The Black Attack nickname was because she was always biting my brother when we were kids. He used to like teasing her with the words "I'm back, Blackie!" Or he'd run in circles and sing "I'm running around in circles!" She'd get annoyed and bite him. I found it funny when he got bit. He liked bothering her but I don't think he liked the biting part. Thankfully he eventually grew out of doing that.

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          • charli.m
            5 years ago

            Hahaha cute ♡

            I called her my baby...baby dog...fuckface...arsehole...stinking mongrel...puppybutt...mongrel butt...

            She was a shithead haha.

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            • Cuntsiclestick
              5 years ago

              Lol. All doggies are shitheads sometimes but I think that's part of why we love them. Not trying to sound cheesy btw. XD

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  • litelander8
    5 years ago

    Sweet n sour kittykitty is my favorite.

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