Is it normal to keep stealing and sniffing my customers panties?

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I am a delivery driver for Macys in the Bay Area. When we go and deliver beds, tables, couches, chairs etc to customer houses I always look for the dirty bucket of underwear of my female customers. Sometimes I find sexy crusty thongs and pocket them, I then go home and sniff them all night long. I have a big collection now of sexy smelly fishy crusty thongs. I keep each of everyone in a ziplock bag to preserve the sweet odor.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    one of these days alice, one of theses days Pow! right in the kisser

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    You should try sniffing the fumes in your oven. Itll be way better. Promise ya.

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    You would probably enjoy working for Sears. The delivery guy told me he was also a stripper and asked if I would paint him in a bikini. WTF?

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    • dappled
      13 years ago

      lol, that made me cry with laughter. I hope to God it's not true!

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    I wonder how long it'll be until enough women complain to the police, they'll spot the pattern and come arrest you.

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  • DADNSCAL
    11 years ago

    Normal to sniff women's underwear, but that's stealing. Can't you get a girlfriend that will let you sniff hers?

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    youve identified where u work and for whom.. u could be traced.. or this could be BS or ur trying to set somebody up

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  • Bball1985
    12 years ago

    This is just plain gross

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  • butterflybaby08
    13 years ago

    While this more common then most people think it is NOT normal. This is a early sign of a sexual predator. Seek help. And when (not if) you get caught you will face serious jail time, if you live in the US.

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  • bulldozer
    13 years ago

    Nahhh :) women have lots of underwear, I am sure they won't notice one piece missing. I've been doing this for over 3 years. It's really exciting coming home and adding a nice crusty panty to my collection. Young girls get them so wet, of course!!! Most young women are hornballs. I like seeing crusty ones makes me think of their wet juicy vagina was once there rubbing juices all over them :)

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