Is it normal to love sausages?
Let's face it, sausages are too good, too delicious, and are my favourite food. My favourite sausage is a traditional beef sausage, fried in oil (and it already has fat in it), served with mashed potatoes and gravy, mmmmmmm! I even like eating sausage sandwiches, or sausage pie (made of sausages, thyme, and covered in mashed potatoes). I like being in Mum's house just to eat her sausages, she buys the yummiest sausages. Australians call them snags, and the British call them bangers. I like it better when sausages aren't barbecued. What's so good about a barbecue? It's the lowest form of food: it's charred, it has weird oils in the smoke and it tastes burnt, and what about sausages? I can't blame sausages, I even love fish sausages. I love salami, especially hot salami, it's ultimately delicious, but it's a wurst, a different kind of sausage. And I love hotdogs, the red hots are the best, there's a frankfurter in it, and I like it with mustard, and it's served in a bread roll, is that normal?