Is it normal to masterbate during church services?

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everytime im in church on sundays, i feel the need to masterbate as a way of releasing my demons. ive been thrown out of 3 churches. is it normal to masterbate during a church service?

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Based on 23 votes (11 yes)
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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    :facepalm:

    seriously, wtf?

    I usually encourage people to go to church, but in your case -can you stay home and wank there?

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  • noonebutme
    11 years ago

    It's not normal or legal to do that in public.

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  • Ono
    12 years ago

    Every sperm is sacred
    Every sperm is great
    If a sperm is wasted
    God gets quite irate

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    12 years ago

    Defiantly not normal, have you thought about the fact that you can be arrested for this and put on a pedophile watch list? Release the demons at home! (i don't think it is demons that come out when you wank)

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    That's pretty daring of you.

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  • coolio75650932
    12 years ago

    yes i did it to prove i dont believe in god cuz well masturbation pisses off the pope but he does it so why cant I?

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