Is it normal to masturbate into my sock?

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Everyday that I get home from work I have 2 hours before my wife gets home, I often use this time to look up new updates on a porn site I use and rub one out before she gets home. I masturbate as normal but right before I ejaculate I put a sock on my penis and ejaculate into it, I'll then take the dirty sock and throw it in the laundry as if nothing ever happened. Is this normal? p.s. Its the sock I've been wearing all day at work.

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  • help_is_here
    13 years ago

    And the lord said: "thy shall not spill thy seed into a sock, and stuff it in a dresser like it's been there a really long time" lol

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    I never understand these guys who use a discarded sock to clean themselves up afterwards. Surely it makes a lot more practical sense to do what you do and get it all into the sock in the first place.

    You could always go for the "posh wank", though, and use a condom. Nothing beats the crushing reality of pulling off a filled prophylactic in the presence of precisely zero women and congratulating yourself on the good sense not to impregnate the carpet with rugrats.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Nothing new

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