Is it normal to miss the toilet

Sometimes when I'm away from home I miss the toilet. So I pick up the phone just so I can hear the sound of it's flush.

me and three other guys i enlisted wore panties to class in the early eighties and we sold them via the US postal service to customers in a tri state area. this was before the internet we pretended they were worn by college women, i made enough profit to pay for my senior year, i dont feel remorseful at all. it was a lot of work and logistics. playboy magazine advertizing bills were outrageously high and accounted for almost one dollar per panty sold. i surprised we had so many satisfied customers.

just had a lucky find in a ladys toilet bin a pair of white pantys with what looks like spunky shit in them, maybe she had been doing anal he had shot his load in her arse but a little latershe had lost control of her arse muscle and bingo I have a great pair of pantys to add to my collection, so please bin them in the toilet

Sometimes placing your underwear outside the tent is the best way

That's some gravity-defying shit right there... (see what I did there?)

HOW?