Is it normal to miss the toilet bowl every time... with your poop?.

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My girls dad uses our toilet to and from work. I come home lift up the seat, then I see it. Clear as day a trifecta of browns and yellows all over the back end of the seat, up the back of the tank, and in between the tank and the bowl. Every fucking time, I hate it. My girl just goes about her day like this is normal won't clean it or anything. How do you even bring that up to an inlaw?. "Hey man don't shit ON my toilet?." Maybe it's just and old people thing. Maybe one day we will all be shitting on the toilet, not in it.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I don't know how this is possible unless he is: 1. Having explosive diarreaha (I spelled it wrong) that is escaping from the bowl, 2. Not properly sitting on the toilet, or 3. (?)

    Confront him about this. Tell him that it isn't right that he won't clean up after himself and expects someone else to do it for him. It is your house and his mess. Therefore, it would only be right for him to clean up after himself. If he won't do this simple act of decency, then he should no longer be allowed to use your bathroom.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      You can't tell a redneck to clean up after himself. The response is always "yous on't fuckin' lik, it you clean it". This guy literally shits out chewing tobacco. Fucking disgusting.

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        I just had a brilliant idea! Put a lock on the toilet. Some people, when they have children, put a special type of lock on the toilet as a safety precaution. I'll guess he'll just have to shit himself as he, in vain, tries desperately to unlock the toilet. Perhaps then, he will learn the error of his ways.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      Nobody actually knows how to spell diarrhea. Fact.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Diarrhea cha cha cha!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      No

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Mwahahaha!

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Just kidding, that sounds pretty disturbing.
          :-/

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Just tell him you're not his maid to be cleaning up after his missed bowel movements.

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  • Para-Normal
    9 years ago

    Is it normal to shit on the lid ?
    Middle_aged, elder, or simply a kid?
    Done only done if you shit on your knees
    So ass on the pot, flat, would you please!

    Just place this little note above the pot...it says it all. You dont have to..

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    He probably has diareah and splatters it everywhere.

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    lol awesome

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  • NurseDiesel
    9 years ago

    In my line of work I see this crap all the time. Yes, literally. Piss, shit, blood, boogers, spitballs and other unidentifiable grossness on a variety of bathroom surfaces. Whoa is me.

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4P_qAMAnKs

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      *woe

      it only "whoa" if your Joey Lawrence

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Were like kindred spirits.

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