Is it normal to not believe in dinosaurs

Everyone is always on my back because I'm not 100% confident is I believe in dinosaurs. I try my best to trick myself into thinking their real but I can't rap my head around it. I know that there are bones and fossils and shit bit did you ever think they were just made up by the government for a cheap laugh? I don't know if because I have test issues or I'm mind blowed by " dinosaurs" that I don't believe that they existed?! I swear on bibles that I'm not making this shit up!!anyone else agree???

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  • sograceful

    You can't not believe in dinosaurs, it's like not believing in sandwiches or Finland or something.

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    • flutterhigh

      I personally do not believe in Finland.

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      • Does that mean I'm half imaginary?

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      • coolio75650932

        Chuck Norris dosnt believe in Germany

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        • flutterhigh

          ...a Chuck Norris joke? Seriously?

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          • shade_ilmaendu

            This guy is the embodiment of doin trolling wrong.

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      I love how Finland was a part of this, so random!

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  • BigScaryRooster

    I wholeheartedly believe that Jesus was a dinosaur.

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    • BHolt

      Raptor Jesus!

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      • LeatherbackSeaTurtleIsABadass

        Maybe thats why people believe in the rapture. Jesus was a velociraptor. Raptor-Jesus. Raptor sounds like rapture. Words get switched around and stuff. There's no rapture. Jesus was just a raptor

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    • flutterhigh

      As a scientist I can confirm this fact.

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  • Anime7

    That seems like a lot of work for a cheap laugh.

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    • flutterhigh

      I can just imagine all the world leaders and scientists sitting in a room and giggling together.

      TOTALLY WORTH IT GUYS

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      • Anime7

        Lol. I'm imagining Dr. Evil as the guy in charge of that committee.

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      • coolio75650932

        it is happening right now

        I AM REPORTER COOLIO HERE TALKING WITH OSAMA BINLADIN AND BARRACK OBAMA

        OBAMA:LOL ROFL

        OSAMA:ROFL LOL

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    • sograceful

      Actually it seems to me that it would be a rather expensive laugh.

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      • Anime7

        Haha.

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        • Wh0Ar3YoU

          Nice ass

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Damn, government! Using all our tax money to trick us into believing there were dinosaurs!

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  • Machiavelli

    Government?:) I see... Well then we would have to assume that all the fossils in the world come from what's probably called Area 52:) Located right beside Area 51. Instead of UFO and Aliens cover ups their job is to convince humanity that giant lizards ruled the world millions of years ago;) I have to say they are doing an excellent job so far!! Congrats!

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  • NotFloydzie

    Rude. Dinosaurs were awesome.

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    • coolio75650932

      Rude. pancakes:3

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  • That's because dinosaurs were invented by the government after archaeologists found nothing but a shitload of ipods buried deep in the ground. They paniced and just made up a heap of different and crazy interesting creatures in order to stall the public while they figured out how to make the ipods work again....many years later..

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  • bundleofpeace24

    @BHolt really? Are u fucking kidding me. Fucken learn to relax! We don't need spelling police on this site shut the fuck up!

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  • " I swear on bibles " brilliant

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  • dappled

    I surprised more people don't query the existence of dinosaurs. Many religions estimate the earth as being six thousand years old, which precludes dinosaurs. Some religions quickly revised themselves and said dinosaur bones were put there as a test of faith. That's the beauty of religion; if it's ever proven to be wrong, the "test of faith" excuse is a great one that can't be disproven.

    Most people are religious hence most people should doubt the existence of dinosaurs. If they don't, maybe religion is... wrong? :O

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      I asked my pastor about dinosaurs when I was younger. His answer was "we don't know how many animals were present on Noah's ark in egg form."

      That was the first moment of my doubt for religion.

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      • dappled

        Hehe, when the family dog died when I was five, my mother said she was going to heaven. I asked how long it would take to get there. The best answer to give a little dappled would have been "I don't know". The worst possible answer was "Oh, three days" because then I had the pad and pencil out and was doing trigonometry so that I could work out the rate of ascent and what angle I'd have to look up in the sky to look for ghost dog.

        I thought there was something fishy about it even then!

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        • coolio75650932

          my parents said my dog went to be a fire dog in newzealand his name was sparky :3 then i found somthing in my garden un buried it and i found a collar saying Sparky and a dog skeleton to this day i am baffled

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          • dappled

            Aww, I wish my parents had said that she'd gone to be a fire dog in New Zealand. :)

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            • coolio75650932

              whats wierd is that there are no fire dogs in newzealand

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        • Captain_Kegstand

          Ha! But you don't know what angle your dog would depart to travel in the most direct path to heaven. As well as the precise location of heaven, only "up". Also rate of travel for a dog soul, exact speed traveled, and distance are unknown variables.

          We need to nail down some of the unknown variables, as I quite like your line of thinking here.

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  • well how do explain Jurrasic Park then??!! you never thought of that did u, now who feels embarressed?

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    • coolio75650932

      RRRRRR*holds r for five minutes*OBOTS

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  • bundleofpeace24

    Fuck this shot I'm buying a walrus

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Great idea!

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  • Dazzle

    That, Hiroshima, the Holocaust, Peanut butter, Butt-sex and Gays! It's all a lie! A big conspiracy!
    Anyway, believe what you will, after all some people believe that eating a guy's heart will give you strength, not an horrible disease like the "mad cow".
    I can understand why you'd doubt, I mean, it could all be a huge practical joke people have invested millions in all around the world, a scam; scientists saying:

    -"Hey dude! Gimme money I'll go dig fossils!"
    -"Hurr, what are those! Durr!"
    -"They're dinosaurs bones kept in rock!"
    -"Sure, have my money, go dig that sh*t and we'll put it in my museum, smoke weed and get a shitton of money!"

    Later...

    -"Harr harr Johnny Boy! I has the money, now give me the fake-plastic dinosaur bones!"
    -"Yes boss!"
    -"Now, we're rich! And we've fooled everyone! As part of the conspiracy and keep our little scientific-mafia afloat I had a genial idea: we'll put a little sign 'Do not touch, fragile', like that people won't be able to tell if it's plastic."
    -"Oh yeah boss, that's damn smart! And why wouldn't we put a gard to keep it!"
    -"Good idea Johnny Boy, good idea!"

    There you have it: the vigil is in fact an evil underling from the scientific-mafia and the Dinosaurs are nothing but a vile scam to rip the patrons off of their money!
    Of course the art-mafia copied them and paintings are in fact mass-produced pieces of shit made on paint.

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  • somebody23

    look there are skeletons n stuff, but what he actually means is that dinosaurs weret the only ones then and maybe they died because of humans or sthin

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  • Clickclock

    oh my goodness, i can't believe what I just read.
    Fossils, bones, sediments and tar are Physical PROOF that dinosaurs exists. You may think its a Government scam, but different governments from around the world with extremely different mindsets constantly finds fossils everywhere!

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  • Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart

    It's a huge government cover-up, guys! They're all plotting this together! Yep, spending $1000 billion tricking the world into thinking that some big scary dinosaurs once existed so that they could get a good laugh and lots of fame.

    In all seriousness though, it is a widely known FACT that dinosaurs existed. By denying their existence, you deny yourself freedom from the cage of ignorance.

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  • bundleofpeace24

    Cool

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  • Wh0Ar3YoU

    Dinosaur bones are made by some type of hard aged material that looks like animal bones that are later dug up into the ground and make it appear as if they are really being dug up.

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  • coolio75650932

    *puts a bible on floor* *steps on bible and stands on it* FUCK!

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  • BHolt

    *that *they're *wrap *but *the Bible

    "I'm mind blowed by "dinosaurs""
    *because my mind is blown by "dinosaurs"

    Thanks for providing yet another example that religious people are less educated/intelligent.
    - an "arrogant" Australian atheist.

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  • Fujinn98q

    Those dinosaur bones speak for them selves, mate.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Man, are there really people who are going to say dinosaurs don't exist? So every major government, university, research team, archaeologist, museum, author, and scientist in the world all held a big meeting one day and decided to make that shit up?

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  • theaverageatheist

    just watch some David Attenborough... (christan, biologist, world explorer)
    cos I can't be bothered to educate you my self...

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  • bundleofpeace24

    @darthrul

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  • Corleone

    Yeah. And evolution sucks too! I bought me a dog a couple of years ago, and guess what? After all these years, it's still a dog! It didn't evolve for shit.

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Should have gotten a pokemon!

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  • Avant-Garde

    How dare you tarnish their names?! How dare you make the mighty Brontosaurus cry?!
    What do you think about the fossils? Don't tell me you think that they were left by the gumdrop fairy from Middle Earth! You sir are RUDE!

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  • Dot123

    We all know dinosaurs are made up.

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  • suckonthis9

    Not only did dinosaurs exist, one clade of dinosaurs still do! These are the birds (Avialae). Think about that the next time you see a living dinosaur walking, flying, soaring, perching, climbing, swimming, diving or burrowing.
    This has been proven through fossil and genetic evidence.
    If you examine the genetics between modern birds and modern crocodilies, you will find a common ancestor called an Archosaur. Archosaurs evolved into both crocodilians and dinosaurs. One clade of dinosaurs evolved called a Coelurosauria, these being the theropod dinosaurs. From these modern birds evolved.

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  • bundleofpeace24

    Okay I'm not making this shit up, I'm just not confident that they exists

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  • Wendell

    My friend once prank called the Mormon Church, the HQ and asked them if they believed in dinosaurs. They hung up on him. The LDS church knows the truth.

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    • coolio75650932

      lol i bet they just dont know

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  • aussiewolf

    i would love to go back in time and see them in their prime, i think it would be the most awesome thing ever! havent you seen Jurassic Park? that is based on a true story. i am actually going to start my own dig sites and see if i can find any fossils in a few of my paddocks, i think finding history millions of years old would be super exciting! i have always wanted to be a paleontologist. did you know the oldest mineral was actually found in australia and dated back 4 billion years ago? basically when the earth was formed! its so exciting reading up on how the original bacteria evolved into what is on the earth today.

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  • AssBurgers

    Ignorant.

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  • anti-hero

    If there were no dinosaurs, where does all the oil/gasoline come from?

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      God put it in the ground, duh. Lolz

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      • anti-hero

        No God made the dinosaurs then put them in the ground so that I can someday drive a hummer limo.

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        • Captain_Kegstand

          I would hate to drive a hummer limo quite honestly, I am more of a school bus guy myself.

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          • anti-hero

            And that is why nobody respects you! LMFAO

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            • Captain_Kegstand

              Everybody respects the dude that rolls up in a cherry red short bus, with racing stripes, a 55" flat screen, mini fridge, and couches in the back!

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