Is it normal to pee in my butt?

Is it normal that I will insert my penis into my anus before urinating? I have been doing this for as long as I can remember now. Sometimes in my mind I hear saxophones playing while I'm doing this.

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47% Normal
Based on 17 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • EnglishLad

    That's a circus act in the making, right there...

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  • Ichigo1232

    I'm only saying its not normal just because its probably not great for your health to be urinating in there for as long as you insinuated.

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  • CDmale4fem

    The act of inserting one's penis into ones borehole is known as self fucking, the act of inserting one's penis into ones mouth is known as autofellatio, I sure do miss that feeling.

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  • leggs91200

    whey wha er ummm...

    What in peanut-infested turd eating hell is this about?
    OK so cramming your junk in your butt to pee is one thing but where the hell did Saxophones come from?

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  • SwickDinging

    Oh my god I didn't know this was a thing but if I had a dick I would definitely try that at least once. Totally normal that you have done this. Although you make it sound like you always do this. That's probably less normal.

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  • Whoever hasn't done this had no childhood.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    So, no flutes or violins?

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  • RoseIsabella

    What kind of saxophone?

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