Is it normal to pee on my roommate's sleeping bag at summer camp?

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When I was at a Boy Scout summer camp when I was 12 I got stuck in a tent with a really annoying kid who would snore at night, making it hard for me to fall asleep. He would also eat Captain Crunch cereal for breakfast and would chew with his mouth open, which was really irritating! He also spilled a can of Mello Yello on my laundry bag, which which really ticked me off.

To teach him a lesson, I waited until he was off at a class to earn an Archery merit badge and then I pissed on his sleeping bag! I folded up the bottom of his sleeping bag and then pissed all over it and folded it back down against the floor so nobody would notice if they walked in.

I did this for several days, and my tent-mate never said anything about it. I think I got him pretty good, though, as the trunk of his parent's car probably smelled like urine after it was loaded up with his sleeping bag when his parents came to pick him up at the end of the two week camp!

Is it normal piss on my roommate's sleeping bag at summer camp?

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Based on 86 votes (35 yes)
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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    I understand why you would be so pissed you peed on his sleeping bag but I think you could have handled this a better way.

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  • Cherrybombpieee
    10 years ago

    No its not ok what kind of assholery is this

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  • SHAKEStheClown
    10 years ago

    He had it coming! Was he fat?

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    • Rick_Bawls
      10 years ago

      No, he wasn't fat, although he was a big dork. Months later we were playing "capture the flag" at the end of the Boy Scout meeting and it kind of looked like he shit his pants, so you he deserved everything that happened to him!

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  • ScreechPowers
    10 years ago

    That sounds hilarious. I can't believe he never noticed his wet and stinky sleeping bag! Maybe he liked it? I bet his parents were disgusted and believed he had we this sleeping bag every night. I wonder if he turned out to be a serial killer?

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    • Rick_Bawls
      10 years ago

      He would go to the Archery class during the morning and then I would pee on his sleeping bag. This was during the hot summer, so most of the urine probably dried up before he went back to bed at night.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        I wonder what he would have done if you had ejaculated all over his things.

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        • peterr
          10 years ago

          Bravo!!

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      • ScreechPowers
        10 years ago

        Did you ever consider dropping a Dookie in his sleeping bag? That would have given him a surprise!

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        • Rick_Bawls
          10 years ago

          No, I wouldn't have dropped a dook in his sleeping bag, as that would have stunk up the entire tent and I didn't want to deal with that! I can handle a little smell of urine, the smell of rank feces would have been intolerable.

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  • (s)aint
    10 years ago

    Really? I'm ALL for revenge when someone deserves it but to punish a guy for SNORING and being clumsy? :C Dude, not cool.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I bet the kid thought that your urine was spilled mello-yello. I just hope that he didn't try drinking it...

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