Is it normal to pee on the side of the toilet so it makes less noise?

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I do this every time I use the bathroom while people are in the house.

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    I believe it's called being a gentleman. Guys that pee with as much force as possible into the center of the water so that it sounds like a horse is doing it's business are secretly (or not so secretly, really) insecure about the size of their manhood. Oh well, it helps to distinguish the tools from the rest of the crowd.

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    • Steve2.0
      8 years ago

      Ha! XD!

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  • dinz
    8 years ago

    I always did that.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    I do too. Huh.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    You nasty:/

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    • Arm0se
      8 years ago

      He means inside on the sides instead of directly in the water, not on the outside XD

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      • wistfulmaiden
        8 years ago

        Oh I thought he meant on the side of the basin!
        You not nasty after all:)

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  • UnabashedUser
    6 years ago

    I normally sing arias from operas to cover up the firehose like sound of The Great One hitting the water. Things like "Donna Inna Mobile Home" or Oh Solo Miasma and such.

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  • rimjob
    8 years ago

    I'll pee down the side of the wall if its a stall and public restroom. Waaaaaaay quieter.

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  • ThingOne
    8 years ago

    You are very polite. I add sound effects in addition to the pee hitting the water. The drama of relief is so relieving, why not share?

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    • ILoveWankingOffAndSpunkingUp
      8 years ago

      Sound effects? The mind boggles! O_O Please tell me you don't have an Orchestra in your Toilet/Bathroom?! O_O

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      • ThingOne
        8 years ago

        Only my own voice which is a symphony of human sound effects from porn movies. "Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah."

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  • ILoveWankingOffAndSpunkingUp
    8 years ago

    I always do it down the sides or the back. I can't stand hearing people piss. Especially some Lads/Men who think it's cool to sound like a Horse! Their idiots O_o I just don't want other people hearing my private stuff! The same with Wanking. I don't shout out when I cum. I like to just be myself. A lot who shout out etc, put it on anyway just for attention! If I had a noisy partner, I would just cover His/Her Mouth at the time of cumming ^ _ ^ .... In a nice way of course, not gag them! O_O

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  • Secretstar
    8 years ago

    I don't think its normal

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Sit down, it's even quieter. And you make less of a mess.

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    • ILoveWankingOffAndSpunkingUp
      8 years ago

      Mess? There's NO excuse for making a *mess* unless your not peeing properly in the First place!

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      • jethro
        8 years ago

        I take it you have never had a "morning after sex" wild piss stream? Also when you are drunk or half asleep who pays attention?

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