Is it normal to piss in every direction

You know after you have a wank (if you're a guy) and you piss it'll go like at least two different directions. Is it normal for to happen every time I urinate? Sometimes there will be a drip too. Like I just got up for a piss and one part went in the bowl and then randomly halfway through it started spurting out the side and onto my foot

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Based on 10 votes (7 yes)
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  • I envisioned your dick spritzing like a sprinkler LOL

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  • lordofopinions

    It normal. Sometimes the end of the urethra at the penis head will get stuck together in the middle temporarily. The cure is to pinch the end if your penis head and roll it in your fingers a bit before urinating. Usually works.

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  • Alichael

    I have also double pissed when recently having ejaculated, it's probably due to a little bit of semen still inside your penis which causes the piss to fork into two streams, or as I call it, double pissing. It sucks because one stream goes into the toilet and the other goes into either the toilet seat, floor, or even onto my pants or shoe. I hate double pissing. Sores on the end of my penis has also caused double pissing.

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    • It's not related to semen being inside your dick at all. I'm glad you get it too though. Whenever someone asks who pissed on the floor, I never own up to it but deep down I know it's me. It's always me

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      • bighairysausage

        lmao

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      • Alichael

        You ever call it double pissing?

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        • No mate, I've never actually given it a name. You ever piss on the floor and leave it on purpose so that the next person to use the toilet treads in it? When I was at school I used to defecete on the toilet floors and watch the cleaners go in with a mask and plastic apron to clean it up

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          • bighairysausage

            lmao i still do gross things like this in restaurant's sanitary bins etc

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  • EnglishLad

    I know a clarinet player. She won't fix your problem but she'll show you how to hold it.

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  • matthewtheking

    Only happens to me when I have a boner lol. Sometimes I'll still be erect after wanking so.... For me it's normal.

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  • Boojum

    Lord's explanation is correct.

    I had this problem in the past, but not since I made it a habit to pull back on the end of my glans enough to ease apart the end of the urethra before I urinate. Not the same technique as Lord's, but it has the same effect.

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  • IrishPotato

    This has never happened to me, ever.

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    • You obviously never been laid or played with yourself

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      • bighairysausage

        lol

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      • IrishPotato

        That's not true.

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        • lordofopinions

          You don't have to have cum for this to happen.

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          • IrishPotato

            I am so confused as to how my sex life is relevant, lol.

            Is it supposed to insult me?

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            • Leave me alone, I found the answer I was looking for so just let me live my life now ok?

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