Is it normal to piss on the floor?

Why the fuck wouldn't you clean it up, you feckin slob!!! Grrrrrrrr....people like you.

sit down to pee
and stand up to poo
at job interviews

lick it up

Your wiener is off. Time for plastic wiener surgery

Well I'm a girl so no, but the thousands of public bathrooms I've been in hint otherwise.

Just be considerate and clean up when it happens

normal for toddlers but not for grown ups though

Just sit down and pee instead. Guys can do it too, and if you're a chronic floor-pisser and incapable of controlling your cock it seems like the sensible option.

Aww, damn it. I was going to say about how I love pissing on the floor too, but you obviously ment it was an accident. Q~Q

No problem, as long as you clean it up afterwards.

I get it if you are doing it occasionally. but all the time?

Start wearing nappies

I stand up to pee and sit too poo but when I do a poo in the toilet i mid air when i wee and it goes on the floor and on my trousers witch I have to wash them and change the sone times hose all over my pants I have to wash the floor.

Not normal if it happens often. Pay attention! I will sometimes miss if it is dark or I'm wasted.

I normally sit down and pee.

I only rage piss all over the floor when i'm really mad at the person who cleans my bathroom.

find a mouth to piss in then you wont miss :o

Get some non-flushable toilet floaties, they improve your aim & make peeing (more) fun! Check the toilet training section @ your local drug store

bend penis is normal.....

It happens to guys. Learn to aim better or sit down to urinate.

i'd be pissed about it too if you were my roommate.. u nasty phuq

Learn to aim.

Failing that, at least clean up after yourself.

I'm so lazy directing my tool just sucks

sounds like you're being lazy about it

let me get guess ur homeless