Is it normal to ponder the best way to die?

I am not a morbid person, but I think about this rather often. I think I would prefer to die in action, where the impact is quick and my adrenaline is pumping. These would be some of my favorite ways to die. Which would you choose?

falling 56
being stabbed to death 10
burning to death 2
being eaten alive by rabid wolves 5
being crushed in a building 11
being killed by a demon in the astral plane 17
being eaten alive by your vampire/zombie girlfriend/boyfriend 16
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  • anti-hero

    The best way to die is to be a 100 year old man in bed with an 18 year old woman riding you. That is how I wanna go out.

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    • So you want to die of a heart attack? Not my cup of tea.

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      • anti-hero

        If that was the cause then I would be ok with it.

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  • NotFloydzie

    I'd rather die in peace and tranquility.

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  • shuggy-chan

    falcon punch

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  • howaminotmyself

    How about slow and painful with all your family watching you suffer as you wither away into nothingness. That is far more likely.

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    • Fo sho! A girl can dream, though, can't she?

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  • dirtybirdy

    How about shot a few times, the first few hits just wounding you pretty bad then as you hobble away your chased with a chainsaw...you don't get far though

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    • RapidlyRotatingPanda

      No no no, it was best way to die! Not most enjoyable way to murder someone! Silly little birdy...

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      • dirtybirdy

        I'm fuckin sick and tired of being wrong all the time !!!!! And to be corrected by a teenager?!?! Damn you tater tot!

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        • RapidlyRotatingPanda

          All you old age pensioners make me sick...with your constant need for aid and governmental resources to keep you alive when you aren't even contributing towards the economy of the country anymore! You're out of the working sector, and feel for some reason that the entire world owes you a massive favour!
          Why can't you old people just go and do the decent thing, and die.

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          • dirtybirdy

            Well now I'm crying. Thanks a lot tot! I'm going to kill myself now. I'm glad you were here to advise me. Thank you!!!! Brat!!

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  • dappled

    The "Lupe Vélez" method. Got herself up in all her finery and took an OD of sleeping pills, planning to leave a beautiful, ageless, Hollywood corpse (a la Marilyn Monroe, but earlier). Sadly, Lupe got a bit sick and was found, dead, with her head in the toilet.

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    • How disappointing...

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      • dappled

        Yeah, although her main aim was to be remembered. It kind of worked. :)

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        • Just not as she wanted to be....

          "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you because someone else has to take care of all your details."- Andy Warhol

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    I'd like to take someone with me *evil smile*

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    • Errr.... that wasn't the question... *awkwardly backs away*

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      • imagirldealwithit123

        -leaps out and beats with stick- haaa! i think hes dead... AWW SHIT THE COPS! -drags body away with her as she runs away-

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    Stabbed? Burned? That's not quick at all! It's not like in the movies where people die instantly. You'd lie on the floor bleeding and suffering for minutes to hours. Or in a hospital bed for days and weeks until death would finally end your miserable existance.

    I'd preffer dieing in my sleep. Or maybe for in pain for a good cause.

    PS: There are no real vampires

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    • KeddersPrincess

      But if there were real vampires...bring it on!

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    • Well I'm assuming the stabber wouldn't give me any chance at life and I kind of think it would feel good to burn, after the initial infliction.

      Do you think zombies are real?

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      • AbnormallyAwesome

        I know zombies are real. I use the bus every morning.

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  • squirelhunter

    Id like to die in cement. So I leave a mark and il be a living statue in an epic pose

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    • That is epic. I'm picturing Dying Gaul stance. Yet too slow of a death for me to enjoy.

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      • squirelhunter

        Have heroin before hand so you enjoy every second of it

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  • dom180

    Try them all, then you'll know.

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  • Too much emo, didn't read.

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    • How is wondering about death emo?

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      • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

        It is.

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  • Rusty-Rider

    Beaten to death by boobies.
    I could take a very long time but I'll suffer through it.

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  • ChaoticBunny

    Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' Then get hit by a bus.

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    • ChaoticBunny

      Or jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway.

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  • catdogman

    None of the above butt not alone or in a nursing home laying in my own waste and alone

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  • ckfillet

    Falling to relaxing music is my way to go. None of that hospital bed crap. Just one quick crack, with all the remains spread so there isn't any need for a funeral.

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  • LizardSkin

    Morphine overdose.

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  • elenaki

    Falling off a bridge, with your back to the water, looking at the stars for the last time.

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  • bemah

    What about a gun to the head, i would have thought that was the most obvious.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    decapitation

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  • Moebius

    Going down in a huge battle royale, cutting down a bunch of people before getting overrun and fighting to your last breath.

    I'd prefer that to getting so old I shit myself regularly and can barely remember my own name. And it's better than getting stabbed by some lowlife or something.

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  • EndlessSuffering

    Raped and killed.

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  • Getting shot in the street

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  • Wüstenfuchs

    I've always fantasized about being stabbed and bleeding out internally..

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  • dinz

    Stuck in a toilet like Elvis.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Eaten alive by a goodlooking girl lol. On a more serious note from hypoxia (most peaceful death)

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  • tigerkid92

    Eaten by a t-rex.

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  • kit291

    hhhmmm... me and my friend plan peoples death and mine has already been chosen for me so i don't get a say lol all i know is my body is being cut so all my friends can have a piece. seen as there all going to be buried in my garden. if i'm dead i've paid someone to bury them for me lol

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    • Are you in a cult?

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      • kit291

        nope. it's one of many things we do for fun lol

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        • Yeah, I decided my sister would be cremated and her ashes would be used as fertilizer for growing marijuana. She would then be distributed throughout our town and smoked, invoking ask who partaketh of her bud with her spirit... yours is kinda creepy though.

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          • kit291

            lol mine's creepy... i just get bored and my friends thought it was funny.one of my friends is being laid down in front of a truck and there head is going to get crushed then there body will be destroyed by acid. fun times = ]

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    I refuse to vote on this. I mean, why? Can't you just appreciate you have a life rather than wasting it away wondering how it will end?
    I suppose it's normal if you are a morbid person, but morbid people aren't the sort of people you want to be around. It's just depressing, freaky, weird and no fun.

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    • I don't think I'm all that morbid and I'm not forcing anyone to vote. I've had this conversation with a few friends throughout my life, so I actually thought it was a pretty normal thing to wonder about. Trust me, my mind is not as twisted as other people I have known. But maybe it's just an American thing. Who knows?

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      • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

        Ah right. Then I'll let you off if you aren't a twisted person.
        I don't think it's just an American thing. I've known some pretty fucked up weirdo's in my time :s

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  • KeddersPrincess

    That last one. I've been wishing that would happen to me for years now.

    And hopefully he's look a hell of a lot like Gerard Way! :D

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  • avajilla

    I always thought that jumping from a tall bridge would be an okay way to go, until I watched a documentary about it. Turns out you probably won't die on impact but instead bust a lung, have major internal damage and then drown.

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    • Oh snap! I knew there was something horrific about landing in water. That's like 4 ways to die in one -- uh uh

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