Is it normal to poo 2-3 times a day?

My boyfriend has bowel movements 2-3 times a day. I think he is just pretending to have to poo frequently so he can take a break from me and our daughter and play games on his phone. Is he really pooing?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Sounds like eats lots of fiber which could be the reason for his smooth moves.
    :-)

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    • disthing

      "smooth moves"

      haha

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks, I'll be here all week except for when I'm eating more fiber.

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  • VirgilManly

    Real men take one shit so big that it takes an entire day to complete.
    They then take pictures and send out birth announcements.

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  • NurseDiesel

    Well, are you a nagging bitch with a bratty kid? If not, then I suspect he's pooping. People poop anywhere from three or more times a day to three or less times a week. Either is normal and so is anything in between, more or less. Yes.

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  • disthing

    Can't the man take a dump in peace?!

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  • Gbm1

    Depends on how much he eats. Although this reminds me of my dad. He'd disappear to the loo for over an hour sometimes, and you'd walk past the bathroom and hear the game sound effects. Pretty annoying if your waiting to go in.

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    • disthing

      Are you sure his bowels don't simply sound like 8-bit chip tune?

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      • Gbm1

        Ha! My mum would moan at him for sitting playing scrabble on his phone for hours, so he'd go somewhere he thought we didn't know. He'd waste so much money on those damn games.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I spend half the day on the can. Normal

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  • Taking a dump two to three times a day is normal.

    Having a woman obsessing over it, thinking that he's trying to use that to "get out of his duties..."is not. If he has to go to the toilet to get a break...you're doing it wrong.

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    • NurseDiesel

      Get out of his duties to get his doodies out, that is.

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  • linchpin

    Your posts are always the most fun!

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