Is it normal to poop in hotels ? (poop and leave immediately)

I borrow my dad's Benz and dress in a business suit and go around to nice hotels. I ask to see a room (pretending to see if it's up to my standards) and while I'm in there I poop and I don't flush. I also fill my briefcase with all of the soap, toilet paper and every other freebie and then I leave.

The problem is that now I have to travel at least 150 miles away since I have already done this to every hotel nearby. Do you do things like this too?

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  • peterr

    Why not flush? You are a dirty bastard, aren't you? And a fucking thief.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Your pants are on fire.

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