Is it normal to poop in my hand and sniff it?

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I just love to release a fresh steamy log right onto my hand and then sniff it! The pungent aroma is so strong and delicious that I usually keep sniffing it as its poopy smell travels up my nose. I try to wash the smell off so other people won't say I smell like crap but I just love the smell!

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago | pl

    Oh gyod, another special ed case.

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    Normal. Was that you I was watching at the zoo the other day?

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    • Ellenna
      5 years ago

      Ha ha ha!

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Everyone does this every single time they poo. This is totally normal. You aren't special OP.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    How else are you going to know if it’s truly YOUR poop? Someone could have surreptitiously slipped one of their turds up your ass and then where would you be. You can NEVER be too cautious when it comes to handling your poop. ALWAYS smell to make sure it’s REALLY yours!

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  • LoveDenise
    5 years ago

    Gross but that's you no offence just don't shake my hand or touch me.

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    • Ellenna
      5 years ago

      Or hand you any food either or a joint!

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  • justme31756
    5 years ago

    what ever floats your boat ..Life is very short enjoy it...

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  • JustinAnderson
    5 years ago

    i am a Medical student and i have learned There are many microbes in stool/poop. Its better to stay away . And every time you attend the toilet :- wash hands with good soap .
    Stay safe , stay clean
    #peace

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  • ThirdTesticle
    5 years ago

    If you're serious, that's fucking disgusting and you have a mental problem. Though, I'm 99% sure you're trolling, because nobody fucking does that unless you're a monkey

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  • Boymom87
    5 years ago

    Gross

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  • randypete
    5 years ago

    Are you on drugs

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  • airborne532
    5 years ago

    One of my friends does it in his underwear and keeps wearing them after

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  • Ummitsstillme
    5 years ago

    Was hoping a quality poop thread would manifest. I am grateful.

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    DEGENERATE! REPENT!

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    Gross.

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  • DeMangle
    5 years ago

    No offense but In my opinion, that's kinda gross.

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  • SmokeEverything
    5 years ago

    Why not just sniff it in the toilet so you don't have to touch it.

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    • SCM404
      5 years ago

      I try that but it usually slips into the water beforehand and the smell gets covered

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      • Boojum
        5 years ago

        Just crap in the corner of your living room. That will allow you to savour the delightful aroma for much longer. In time, the whole house will be suffused with your bowel-perfume, and coming home after a long day flipping burgers will be truly delightful.

        It will also help your budget, since your water bill will be reduced, and you won't have to worry about the expense of entertaining people at home.

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      • SmokeEverything
        5 years ago

        yeah I guess the water will kind of interfere with the natural smell.

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