Is it normal to poop your pants to get out of virtually everything?

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I think I've found the answer to it all. If you poop your pants, you can get out of anything and everything!

Is your spouse hounding you for sex and you're not in the mood? Shit your pants! Didn't study for the test? Crap your pants and get sent home from school! Get pulled over by a cop? Shit yourself, he'll let you on your way! Don't feel like going out with your friends? Poop yourself! Want to leave the family reunion? Soil yourself! The party's over but guests won't leave? Dirty your drawers! Want more showers in jail? Shit yo pants!

It works for everything!

is it normal to poop your pants to get your way?

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Based on 210 votes (71 yes)
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  • dom180
    11 years ago | pl

    I'm sorry, I can't answer this question. I need to clean the faeces out of my pants.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    You could just refuse to do these things and not have to crap yourself lol.

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  • SuperBenzid
    11 years ago | pl

    Where I live a guy got pulled over for speeding and shat his pants. He actually went to court and got the ticket nullified, as he was speeding to get to a toilet. So it does work

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago | pl

    are you able to poop on command like that? Cos I would never actually hold onto a shit for some unforeseen future event I need to get out of. It's bad for your bladder and digestive system to do that.

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    • timisagodamongmen
      11 years ago | pl

      Haha i was drinking coffee and i read your comment idk y but i laughed so gard and spewed my coffee on everything

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  • KillYourIdols
    11 years ago

    That's a shitty idea..

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    This made me laugh. Out loud. A lot.

    Although I don't think shitting yourself would get you out of a ticket. I think I saw an episode of Cops where the kind has massive diarrhea and the cop that pulled him over was like "Whatev".

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  • kyanviado
    11 years ago

    If you don't want to read the authors psycho babble, shit yourself

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  • dodongos
    11 years ago

    Who is this? Ted Nugent?

    "Want to dodge the Vietnam draft? Make doo for the recruiter!"

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  • icantexpalin
    8 years ago

    Need to build a house?Shit bricks

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago

    this reminds me of a character from the graphic novel series "the goon" his name is "Peaches Valentine"

    And yes he's mentally retarded.

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  • shutyoface
    11 years ago

    Well I guess you can but people might think your fuckin crazy

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    This has to be a troll. Is saying no so difficult you have to make up some bull shit excuse?

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  • pixie_dust
    11 years ago

    Troll

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Carry on my wayward troll...

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  • I_am_fucked_up
    11 years ago

    What is wrong with you??

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  • Dark_forest_923
    11 years ago

    *TEACHER IS MAKING YOU DO A MATH TEST WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION SO YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING*, *RAISE HAND*, *Whoops shit myself I need to call home for my roomate to send me pants, can I go to the office*, *score!*, *roommate walks in to the office* *I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!*

    EPIC IDEA, MAN!

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  • 777electric
    11 years ago

    Good idea!

    *murders someone*, *gets arrested*, "gives excuse that you shit yourself*, *gets away free*

    Fucking profit.

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  • gummy_jr
    11 years ago

    Are you fucking serious? You must be robbieforgotpw

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Shit you would need a lot of clothes for that.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      No kidding.
      but it is a good idea.
      I think it would work for some cops, but not all of them.

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    Sounds like a non-smoker.

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  • Sador1960
    11 years ago

    I think i'd rather get shot than shit my pants.

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    • Terence_the_viking
      11 years ago

      But if you die from the shot you'll shit your pants anyway.

      There is no win here.

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  • Hollyjj
    11 years ago

    That's just weird you should just live your life normally if you didn't study for a test or get pulled over by a cop there are cons

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Ahhhh!!!!

    *sings*

    "There must be a morning after all"

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