Is it normal to pour energy drinks in my butt?

I heard that you absorb stuff faster through your butthole than if you drink it so I've been pouring energy drinks in my butt to feel the effects faster? Is this normal? This is not a troll post.

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Based on 43 votes (10 yes)
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  • CozmoWank

    This may cause uncontrollable twerking.

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    • leggs91200

      I could not find the video to save my life but i saw one once where this young woman was twerking, not even rhythmically, just random "pops" in each hip.
      I swear it looked like she had "twerk-elepsy"

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    • Lmfao

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  • jethro

    Well the way they stink that is the most appropriate place to put them.

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    • RoseIsabella

      It's probably really bad for you.

      I saw an episode of "1000 Ways To Die" where this young who woman worked in an office was drinking multiple energy drinks everyday, and she had a massive heart attack.

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      • SwickDinging

        I've seen that show. Do you ever think that some of them are just murders that got covered up and no one figured it out? Some of them just sound way too suss lol

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        • RoseIsabella

          Yanno, I've never thought of that. I was actually quite offended when they made fun of the hippie girl who got decapitated when a truck hit her as she was trying to give CPR to a raccoon. There's no absolute guarantee that the raccoon would be rabid, and violent. I thought it was just rude, yanno?

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          • McBean

            I never knew of such a show. It sounds much like Daria Morgendorffer's favorite, "Sick Sad World". I'm sorry the hippie girl didn't move the raccoon off the road. Anyway, must be a good show for people that like to say, "Meh".

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            • RoseIsabella

              I haven't seen the show in years.

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  • trexagireve

    It is true that some medicine is better to take them from the ass but I don't think that you should take everything from there

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  • RoseIsabella

    It sounds awful, but there are people who do coffee enemas.

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    • megadriver

      I can almost imagine this guy trying to pour redbull in his ass in some awkward stance, but then slips, falls on his face, curls up in pain and makes a huge energy drink mess everywhere...

      That could work in some stupid parody movie. On a half a bottle of strong booze, I'd laugh to that.

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    • CozmoWank

      How about mocha lattes?

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      • leggs91200

        Well holy hell, let's not try to save a buck or anything. Maybe the enema "coffee" should be something expensive from Starbucks.

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        • CozmoWank

          It's an environmentally conscious way to reduce cup litter.

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          • leggs91200

            Being a "bargain hunter" myself, I would likely get some coffee at the gas station that was left over from the day before and do my own coffee enema.

            Speaking of - is there any real benefit of pouring coffee in one's ass? I mean would like Pepsi work too? There is NO shortage of that in my house. Good thing it doesn't aggravate my type-2 diabetes.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      they does wine in cali

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      • RoseIsabella

        I've heard of that.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          theyre known for bein weird

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          • RoseIsabella

            California is full of weirdos.

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    • LornaMae

      Wait... WUT?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yep, it's a thing for some people.

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        • LornaMae

          Never even imagined that! I think I need to get out more... lol

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          • RoseIsabella

            Oh, I think I read years ago that Janet Jackson was into coffee enemas. I would certainly prefer to take a pass on that.

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  • sub4yousub

    Yes. That's the proper way to drink them.

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  • justme31756

    i inject all kinds if stuff in my as

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  • raisinbran

    Do you do a handstand in the bathtub? Seems like it'd be easier to use a turkey baster.

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  • SwickDinging

    I've seen quite a few people blow drugs up each other's asses with a straw for the same reason.

    They were degenerates though. Not sure if the same thing would apply to people doing it with energy drinks

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  • Gabloo

    also i feel like this is fake

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  • Gabloo

    not normal and not safe

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  • myfreakinopinion

    Superb trolling.

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  • BQB

    WTF! Why would you wanna put anything up your asshole? Especially a dam energy drink!!

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  • Tato

    You should try solid foods.

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  • Your line of logic works, but it skipped a beat.

    There's a reason why we consume stuff from the top down.
    There could be suspect ingredients and toxins in energy drinks.

    You'd likely want to let your liver do it's job of detoxification before absorbing alcohol or weird liquids into your body.

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  • paracetamol

    Lol funny

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