Is it normal to praise satan to this extent?

Well, lately, I've found myself praising Satan; more often than I would like, I would like to add.

It's getting to the point where everywhere I go, I have a constant supply of Kosher salt, (need I make a pentagram to summon his gloriousness) and I now have my very own encantation book that I keep in my blackened leather satchel at all times. Needless to say, I believe I'm a little out of my league here.

I like to think of myself as extremely pensive, but I fear I'm losing the respect of my peers. My 'best friend' Matt, has even stopped talking to me. All of this happened after we were watching Hellboy II (which is a complete shit sequel, in my opionion) and I had the urge to summon a 'Hellboy' of my own. So, I went in his bathroom, made my pentagram, and murmered a few encantations. Next thing you know I have the Leviathan in my friends bathroom. Well, as you can imagine, that didn't go over too well with his landlord and the glorious beast was deported back to the very river of Hades from which it came.

After all this, I still praise Satan. Should I stop? Am I normal?

ad majorem sathanas gloriam, everybody. Cheers!