Is it normal to prefer farts of the mature generation?

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I have a fart fetish and I want to know if its normal to prefer the farts of a maturer audience to the whisper y whistles of the younger generation.
I find the maturer the fart, the more flavour. Much like cheese. I prefer a fart to smell like stilton then cathedral city.
I spend my free time lately when im not fingering my cats walking around super markets pretending to look at something on the bottom shelf when really im waiting for the maturer public to fart.
I have always dreamed of getting an old man and an old woman together bringing them over to my house and and sniffing the old lady farts while the old man poo's on my penis and sucks it off. I hope to one day achieve this. I am currently saving up my pocket money to hire to prostitutes with those credentials.

Back to original question, Is it normal to prefer a mature blue cheese fart to a fresh silent whisper of the young adult?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I guess the moderators were high on cough syrup when they let this little gem of a story through. Don't compare bodily functions to cheese please. That is just horribly disgusting. **blows sadistic smelling load**

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