Is it normal to put my booty in the sink

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I ate about 2 bags of hot chips and a spicy chicken sandwich. And I came home and pulled down my pants because my body was telling me I gotta use it. So I plopped down on the cold unforgiving toilet seat. Then I let it loose, I let it fly. Then when I was finished I got up and felt a strange tingly sensation in my rectum. Then after a while it started getting spicy and it burned. So I did what I could only do. I filled up the sink with water, and plopped my booty in there. Is it normal to put my booty in the sink?

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Comments ( 10 )
  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    No... Why not take a shower?
    Who puts their behind in a sink?!

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    10 years ago

    This may sound like I'm joking but seriously, put some toilet roll in the fridge

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Life hack.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        10 years ago

        Surprisingly no, my dad was a fan of vindaloo, some families pass down crests, some family heirlooms, in our family it's that :s

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  • Foamy'sACoolSquirrel
    10 years ago

    Why not try eating less spicy stuff? I had that feeling before. It's not pleasant. That's one reason I'm not a fan of spicy things.

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    • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy
      10 years ago

      No.

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  • arandomperson9999
    7 years ago

    mmm

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  • Grapist
    10 years ago

    Swiggy swooty

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  • linchpin
    10 years ago

    Oh sure, people are dropping bums all the time

    "You are bootyful no matter what they say. Sinks can bring it down. You are bootyful in every single way. Yes, sinks can bring it down, oh yes."

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Just install a bidet. Also, if you eat spicy foods it is both normal for it to make you defecate soon after as well as give your bum a spicy after feeling...

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