Is it normal to put oreos in my nose?

In honest truth, the title speaks for itself. But, in actual fact, it's a tad bit misleading. You see, I'm not using regular Oreos. No, no, no, no, no. I'm using the EXTRA STUFFED version. The superior kind.

Now, you must be wondering how I manage to put them up me nose, as well as why I do it.

All will be revealed soon enough, my child.

Of course I wouldn't be able to put an entire Oreo in me nostril. Not unless I take the clippers out and snip off the septum. Only then would I have the ability to suck the full Oreo from the table to me nose - like a vaccum cleaner.

So here's what I do to snort some creamy and crunchy goodness:
. All Oreos go into bowl
. Use end of rolling pin to smash Oreos into tiny bits (a few chunks left if feeling adventurous)
. Stick a straw in the bowl and your nostril and UP IT GOES

So the main reason, among other reasons, why I do this, is because it's just so amazing to me. I feel like I'm on cloud-nine whenever I do this. But, ever since my mom confiscated my Oreo snorting kit that I made myself, I have never been the same...

BTW here are the requirements for the Oreo snorting kit:
. Bowl
. Rolling pin
. A load of straws (since you will wanna do it again)
. EXTRA STUFFED OREOS

Now enjoy!