Is it normal to rub your penis on doorknobs?

Its just a weird ocd kind of thing i do..i like to touch every door knob i walk past with my junk. I just get a kick out of knowing that someone else will touch it afterwwards. im not sure if this is normal or funny..IIN?

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Based on 34 votes (10 yes)
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  • ladymantoloveyoulongtime

    Just imagine all of those germs that are crawling up the eye of your dick after you have rubbed it on a door knob that hundreds of other people have touched. Most of them probably had their fingers up their ass's just before they touched the door handle. So really you have been fucking so many people up the ass with your "junk".
    Well according to all the repeat stories on here about how "straight" men like to fuck other guys up the ass, I would have to put you in that same category and say that... no... it is not normal to fuck someone up the ass if you are "straight".

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  • sexysonofsam

    I personally find it much more rewarding to rub my dick inside a glass before I give my bumming neighbor a drink!

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  • well I've spit on my hands then smeared it all over shopping carts were the handle is and on cars and on doorknobs i have not rubbed my dick on doorknobs or anything

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  • bdk61950

    I have finally found my soul mate.
    Nawh. Just kidding.

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  • graphite74

    You've got 2 much time on your hands!

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  • junk? he could be referring to a flat bottomed sailing vessel, dont be so hasty (though how he would mannouver it would be tricky) ha ha
    to OP oh

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  • dappled

    Junk? Doesn't that imply unwanted waste materials? I look forward to the day you refer to your genetalia as "raw sewage". Seriously, man up! Men have their downsides, but don't write us all off!

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