Is it normal to shove a pencil up my butt?

I love putting a pencil in my butt. Yeah it’s pointy butt it feels good. I once got a huge pencil and put it in there and it was difficult to pull out because my butthole acted like it was swallowing it.

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Based on 31 votes (11 yes)
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Comments ( 30 )
  • MonteMetcalfe

    Do you shit in cursive?

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    • Somenormie

      Wait what? lmao

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    • Indigo1

      😂

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  • a-curious-bunny

    I means there's way better items to use but if you want be a basic bitch go for it

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  • bigbudchonga

    You should try a pineapple

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    • Somenormie

      And I think he should try a dishwasher.

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  • litelander8

    Doesnormalmatter?!?!! You’ve come back!

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Quick! Get the screwdrivers!

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      • litelander8

        I not pulling anything out of that hairy ass.

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    • leggs91200

      Based on his concerns about if something was date rape or not, I would not be surprised if he were doing time.

      Of course it was always anonymous and "asking for a friend".

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    • S0UNDS_WEIRD

      He's in jail.

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      • litelander8

        Lol. That’s what I assumed. Did he actually say that he was getting locked up? I’d love to know why.

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  • BlueAlice

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE buy a butt plug, dildo or vibrator... or some anal beads. Some are as narrow as a pencil. Use lube and go slowly

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  • I swear that's how some people write

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  • raisinbran

    scented pencils

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  • Somenormie

    No, why?

    But at the same time I'd imagine it being very painful. The tissues in your body are quite fragile ( not sure if you're even aware of this ), you could cause severe issues such as making your asshole bleed and numerous other infections.

    In short it isn't a good idea to shove a pencil or any object up your ass its not even normal.

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  • mouldiwarp

    Why wouldn’t you use the eraser end?

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    • Curiouskitten444

      He said he likes that its pointy

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    • Curiouskitten444

      He said he likes that its pointy

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    • Somenormie

      Maybe he wants to use it to erase his asshole. Lol

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  • 3j1a6c4k9

    I have used between dime to quarter sized screw driver handles, smooth wooden broom handles with lots of lube

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  • fatok

    Just get a butt plug, its safer

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  • _________E_________

    Don't shove a pencil up your butt. If you want to shove something up your butt, buy an anal toy or at the very least use the eraser end. The last thing you want is for doctors to have to pull something you shoved *out* of your ass.

    Also, if you're a guy, consider going gay/bi. It might suit you.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Anal stimulation is normal but I think that using a pencil is dangerous. It could break and perforate your colon which could cause a deadly infection. I’ve watched guys use blunt markers or a screwdriver handle which is safer.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Dude, just get a buttplug. They have a flared base and are less likely to result in an embarrassing and costly trip to the hospital.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    does it come out sharpened?

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  • AC_NXS

    While it’s normal to feel pleasure when stimulating the anus, there are better things to use to do so. Invest in a butt plug or sex toy. They’re relatively cheap and can be bought discreetly. You can cause SERIOUS injury and even DEATH if you were to puncture your rectum with any object. So, please use something other than a pencil, use your finger if you must, but don’t use the pencil. Hope this helps.

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  • RoseIsabella

    If you're lucky it might just puncture you colon, you moron... and I'm sure the lead will be wonderful coming in contact with your bleeding insides.

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    • Somenormie

      OP will have fun in being hospitalised for such foolishness.

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    • Pencil lead is actually graphite and doesn’t contain any lead

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