Is it normal to sleep with my fish

Before I go to sleep I have to place my two pet goldfish fishbowl on my nightstand.I love them so much,every day I read to them and take them out the fishbowl for a few seconds for fresh air and gently place them back in the fishbowl.I know thu look out for me while Im sleep.There are my protectors

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Based on 122 votes (42 yes)
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Comments ( 20 )
  • alv1592

    fish don't need "fresh air." they live in water. but i feel ya...i smoked crack once too. and i wrote a song bout how kate nash ate funnel cake and shat her pants.

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  • Are you sure they would jump out of their fish bowl to take a bullet for you? I think they would let you die and 3 seconds later forget what happened.

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  • socksucker

    I think you're an amazing human being. Fuck dah haterz.

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  • Faceless

    I sleep with a blanket and it protects me from everything. Except knives, guns, exs, and exs with knives and or guns.

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  • flax

    Who breeds these weirdos?

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  • livelove12

    Fish have a three second memory span so they dont know who you are and why you are taking them out of water

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  • I've got a headache. I dont have time for this shit.

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  • manicansandunicorns

    Bow down to Oprah!

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  • Skittles541

    Where did u get that weed? It sounds like some good stuff if its makin u think that yur fish give a shit about who u are and whatever u r reading to them.

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  • deb

    HAHAHAHA!!!! :D
    Its not normal but it sure did make me laugh!

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    "and take them out the fishbowl for a few seconds for fresh air"

    so you like making them suffocate?

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  • hayleyxox

    They can't breathe when you pull them out of the water.. Lol. They aren't dogs, they don't need fresh air. Keep them in water or they'll die.

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  • Treez

    Lol

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  • xxmojoxx

    good job on the creative story but other than that,...

    fake.

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  • Actually fish have a 3 month memory spand... And you're not normal... Sorry.. That's alittle weird about the "fresh air" thing. :p haha ! You made me laugh!

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  • Sweetz

    Reminds me of an episode of "grim adventures with billy & mandy"

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  • Tiddy

    Fish don need "fresh air". If that's the case, when the weather turned cold, would u put in hot water to warm them? Definitely NO right! And they only have 3 second memory span. Their brains isn't meant for remembering things. Pls don't waste ur time doing things for them, all u need is t feed them regularly and wash the tank.

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  • lc1988

    i heard somewhere fish have a really short memory soooo they don't remember you. get a real pet.

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  • littlekitty42310

    hahaha poor fishy.

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  • Paradoxical_existence

    I think that you should sleep with the fishes.

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