Is it normal to smoke your cum

Ok. So this is the first time I've let this out. I like to smoke my semen. I get rolling papers and tobacco( you can buy the combo pack from top). I put the tobacco in the paper unrolled. Then when I crank one out I shoot the ribbon length wise across the unrolled tobacco(of course adding any spilling). Then I take the cum/ tobacco joint and put it in the top of my closet for 4 to 5 days( the longer it dries the better it smokes). Then I roll it up and smoke it.
I've questioned myself as to why I do this. I think I narrowed it down.
1. It gives the tobacco a fairly satisfying taste.( there are actually food recipes using semen)
2. I find it empowering to smoke what could of been a potential life.
3. I enjoy the process of jizzing on something then keeping it around. I hate when I have to see my nut go down the drain in utilized.
Anyway, everyone is probably going to say this is not normal. However, I believe I am pioneering a new way of enjoying the male essence. As I mentioned, there is a book involving the use of human semen as a cooking ingredient that has already made great strides in exploring this untapped delicacy.

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Based on 204 votes (83 yes)
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Comments ( 14 )
  • Kaiblam

    I have literally just googled, 'can I smoke my own semen", after a long train of thought led me to this notion.

    After my Google search this very post was the top result.

    I was so pleased with finding this website and the fact that somebody had a similar idea, that I just made this account just now to make this comment, that;

    The OP is not alone in his thinking - genuine pervert, OR Troll.

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  • BurnaTwist

    once again someone has made my brain come to complete stop, congrats buddy

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  • SmokeSemenEveryDay

    This seems normal but weak, try other animals. The more potent the better...mmmm Oxen essence.

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  • SegaVickery

    why on earth would smoking your own cum even run through your head.that's like me deciding to smoke my pubes or my shit. But what ever floats your boat. But if your willing you should explain how it all started.

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  • Zakayo

    crazy

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  • Avant-Garde

    What on earth did I just read?!

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    • Is this not the most convincing troll post you've ever read? Haha.

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  • izakthegoomba

    I don't know whether I should be calling this a troll post, saying you're messed up, or asking what these food recipies are.

    Seriously not normal... but I think you already knew that.

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  • MrPedobeard

    Why did I start getting a boner reading this? WHY?!
    That is just f'd up bro. Unless a hot chick were smoking it. Or a hot guy. Basically, anyone other than the one the jizz is from...

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  • cum stinks after you let it out it could be used as glue but i wouldn't want to be smoking it

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  • GreenMonke140

    Your fucked in the head....in a good way! :D

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  • Rufus

    I've got to top this somehow.

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  • WinstonTasteGood

    Just when I thought I'd heard it all...

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  • littlelulu1999

    Have you tried other 'flavors' (not your own)? There is a potential market if you can get people to try different 'flavors'.

    Give a few samples of your own away, if they bite.. start selling.

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