Is it normal to stand up and wipe?

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I overheard a conversation about a guy who shit some more after standing up, and the person telling the story was like, "WTF why is he standing up to wipe?" I stand up and wipe, but a situation like that has never happened to me, and I always get it all.

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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago

    I stand when I wipe my ass. My wife and past girlfriends say this is not normal. When they saw me doing this they would criticize me. When I shit in a public bathroom, I slouch when standing to wipe so other occupants of the bathroom don't see me standing. I do think this leads to more remaining shit left on your asshole.

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  • fredted
    7 years ago

    WAIT, HOW ELSE CAN YOU WIPE OTHER THAN STANDING UP?????!!!!

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  • GOODCHILD
    7 years ago

    I've always wondered that. One time someone peeked in and saw me and made fun of me. So idk, but that's what I've done my whole life

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago

    I stand up and wipe sometimes. Though I only do it because my legs get tired from not moving. I can stand and move around all day and they won't get tired at all, but sitting exhausts them.

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  • Duderanch
    7 years ago

    No it's weird is what it is.

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  • Whenthebeestings
    7 years ago

    I stand up and wipe. Enough said. It's normal it's just like one opf those "Are you a folder or a crumple?" questions. It is just a personal preference.

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