Is it normal to stare at lamps?

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i love lamps. i stare at them all the time. people look at me like im nuts. when im alone i start to lick them help me.

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  • lease
    12 years ago

    Lamps taste gross. What's WAY better is to turn them on, take the bulb out - and then lick the inside of the lamp. If you want go all out, put a long piece of steel wire in the dirt, run it into your house and stand on it WHILE you lick the lamp. Make sure you don't wear shoes...that would take away from the experience.

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  • JustDave
    12 years ago

    Have you tried looking at & licking "lumps".

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    • imugly
      12 years ago

      what?

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      • JustDave
        12 years ago

        Lumps...as in tumors, goiters, cysts, various bumps & bulges of unknown origin.

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        • imugly
          12 years ago

          uh.......no.........im not that weird

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  • jukkara
    6 years ago

    hehehe... I bet you 'turn them on' all the time... *badum--tshh*

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  • 777electric
    11 years ago

    Does that sexy light just turn you on?

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  • Redanddead
    12 years ago

    Thats lovly

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Ok.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    What do you get from licking them?

    You went from just staring at them in appreciation, to licking them. Not a very good description. Explain yourself properly.

    Right now, I notice lamps a lot because I have to eventually buy a bunch of them in the next month or two.

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