Is it normal to steal cars?

I put them back when I'm done, with a full tank of gas.

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Based on 54 votes (11 yes)
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  • NotStrangeBird

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE COME STEAL MY PLOW TRUCK!!!! I'LL LEAVE THE KEYS!!!

    BTW it has dual tanks, 375 hp and handles like a drunken tree.

    Please fill with high octane as this motor is 10/1. Thank you.

    In fact you may steal this vehicle once a year. I'd cover it if you got it inspected too...

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  • capcrunch6

    So your like the car fairy or something?

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    • Abend_zersetzen_mich

      That made me laugh for some reason.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Woah thats some crazy shit right there.

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  • megadriver

    The guy's M3 is stock, but my uncle's S6 is tuned. 540hp
    Chip tuning and part upgrades. New brakes, new filters, gearbox tweaks and LSD.
    But it's nice if you do your car-work yourself. It's more rewarding, can save you money and is an enjoyable activity.

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    • NotStrangeBird

      I agree, very fun hobby.

      Save money? probably not with all the tools and equipment needed. Plus, once I got myself set up I said to "now I need to do something with all this stuff...maybe I'll order some go-fast parts".

      And right over the cliff with it. Very rarely does modifying a car pay off financially. It's all about the driving.

      So I'll make a deal with you. I assume you hail from Europe?

      However much it costs to ship your uncle's car across the pond is the amount I will drop in my car. Never you mind how I spend it.

      Standing quarter mile drag race, You'll either own a badly blown up crown vic or I'll own a nice shiny Audi.

      And like I said before, I doubt your uncle's gonna be too happy about this whole thing and toss over the keys.

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      • megadriver

        Ship the car to the US? You kidding? That would cost more than his Audi :D
        Sure the car is a 2006 (Not bad in years), but it has about 210000km on the clock.
        It would be better if I just go to US on a vacation. Money well spent. Better than bringing an Audi S6 to the US, just to race a supercharged taxi...

        BTW: If you don't mind me asking. Could you tell me the specs of that Crown Victoria?

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  • megadriver

    Ok, can you just go and fill my car up with diesel. But only premium OMV diesel. Nothing else touches my gas tank!
    And if there is a scratch on her, you are dead.
    I'm serious :D

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    • NotStrangeBird

      Diesel?? Ha!!!

      No wonder you're afraid to race me.

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      • megadriver

        Afraid? No. What do you drive? Note: If it's faster than my car, I have a backup plan. A mate with an M3 and an uncle with an Audi S6...

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        • NotStrangeBird

          Just a lil' old crown Vic taxicab. Nobody ever suspects a thing...and then they're seeing taillights.

          And I've already smoked a couple M3's with it.

          What? I need more power? That's easy. I can quickly drop in a sneaky pete 100 dry-shot, meth injection and a smaller pulley on the superch....wait a minute.

          Don't worry 'bout me. You just run what ya brung, son.

          Oh, and I do ALL my own wrenching too.

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  • Avant-Garde

    That's very kind of you. You break the law yet, you are so polite and stylish!

    *Sips tea with a tear rolling down my cheek and starts to wail*

    (Irish wail- bagpipe style)

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  • How thoughtful of you.

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  • Shackleford96

    I am highly doubtful, but I suppose it's not impossible.

    No, it's definitely not normal either.

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